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I think someone else said it...
but my biggest one is girls who just lay there and make you feel like your having sex with a corps!
Army corps or freedom corps? I bet that kept you busy
I was once told a nice little story about a male friend's sexual activities with a young lady who just lay there in absolute silence with her eyes closed the entire time. He was pretty miffed, said it was like having sex with a cadaver... though my first thoughts were that he'd filled her up with too much cider and she'd fallen asleep
Loved Up Blonde wrote:
Has that happened to you before?
Lying on top of me and having some kind of epeleptic fit for 3 minutes then rolling over exhausted and going 'Was that good?'
Man Of Kent wrote:
Being told "I must clean those cobwebs" whilst you are performing your best oral moves.
Tried using a hairbrush?
I haven't :angel:
Spanking and whipping someone is great so I hear :angel:
Perverts like you should be locked up...
but then you'd probably like that
I can believe that!
On that note, sex to the soundtrack of Brian Dowling presenting The Mint is impossible
team america wrote:
Now get into the car and let me stick my finger in your ass
I once was in the middle of action with this guy who I'd been seeing for a very short while. He looked at me all dewy eyed mid action and said "I'm gona stop fucking you and start making luuuurve to you". That really turned me off. I dumped him!