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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes but if your parents picked up the envelope i think they would still notice what they are
    Mine didn't.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Franki wrote:
    Mine didn't.
    Or didn't say they did. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or didn't say they did. :p
    Nah, my mum would say. Like when she saw that I had a sex book in my room, she made the "if you're mature enough to have books like that one I found in your room, you're too mature to still be sucking your thumb" comment.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Franki wrote:
    Nah, my mum would say. Like when she saw that I had a sex book in my room, she made the "if you're mature enough to have books like that one I found in your room, you're too mature to still be sucking your thumb" comment.
    Ooh! :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Nah, my mum would say. Like when she saw that I had a sex book in my room, she made the "if you're mature enough to have books like that one I found in your room, you're too mature to still be sucking your thumb" comment.

    just tell her you were being mature, and while you were sucking your thumb, you were practising


    and watch your mum flee in pure terror as she realises you may well indeed have had cock in your mouth, and know what to do with it too
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    and watch your mum flee in pure terror as she realises you may well indeed have had cock in your mouth, and know what to do with it too

    URGH, that is so, so wrong :shocking:

    My parents wouldn't give two figs if condoms dropped through their letterbox; though I think their days of convincing themselves I'm as virginally pure as the day I was born are firmly behind them now anyway :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    URGH, that is so, so wrong :shocking:

    My parents wouldn't give two figs if condoms dropped through their letterbox; though I think their days of convincing themselves I'm as virginally pure as the day I was born are firmly behind them now anyway :thumb:

    they still think its immaculate
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    just tell her you were being mature, and while you were sucking your thumb, you were practising


    and watch your mum flee in pure terror as she realises you may well indeed have had cock in your mouth, and know what to do with it too
    Or not.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when i received my free condoms before my parents just said:

    o...........k then

    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mam (who usually gets to the post 1st) won't be bothered tbh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently the emails have been sent out?

    I haven't got one :(

    I want my condoms god dammit!!! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah and I've replied.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think the emails have been sent out yet, people are talking about when they got free condoms the last time :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mistake, I've got it now!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got an email :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :( I still don't have mine
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You didn't misspell your email or anything?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think so!!!
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I don't think so!!!
    HAHA - No free condoms for you!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But but....the boys aren't liking the ones I have at the moment (the durex performa ones, hahahahaha, I got about 100 at the freshers fayre this year)!!!!!!

    I need someeeeeee.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    But but....the boys aren't liking the ones I have at the moment (the durex performa ones, hahahahaha, I got about 100 at the freshers fayre this year)!!!!!!

    I need someeeeeee.
    Boys!!!? Boy would have been acceptable - but plural!?

    Disgusting... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would try and explain myself but errr I'd be digging myself a hole.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I would try and explain myself but errr I'd be digging myself a hole.
    Haha.

    Loser :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i got my email about 5.30

    though i only just replied :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just want some plain ones :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i got mine and replied :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    I got an email :p

    yeh but you are allready preggers?:confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you think I'd forgotten or something? :p

    It doesn't stop me liking free stuff, ya know.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    yeh but you are allready preggers?:confused:
    Perhaps she wants to try out the flavours ;)
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    sent my reply for mine! :D how long till theyre sent out do we think?
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