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Indrid Cold · August 2006

Randomgirl wrote:

Just answered this one:

To girls:
I just started masturbating recently(I'm pretty young. 13, actually.). I just play with my clit.
Today I tried to finger myself, but couldn't.
I barely got a part of my pinky fingernail in before I stopped.
It burned like hell and I felt no pleasure.
What am I doing wrong?

I replied:
Assuming you are for real and not just some pervy old man...

This is perfectly normal for someone who has never done it before. Just keep practising and take your time. Avoid sex toys (like vibrators etc) whilst you are still a virgin too as these are rumoured to ruin you for the real thing.

Good luck.

(United Kingdom)

I got that question too. I just told her to ask again.

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Q. If your best friend was a duck what would he think of politicians?

Greece

A. That they were quackers *bad um tsh* Thank you, thank you, I'm here til next week, try the veal.....

United Kingdom

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold wrote:

Q. If your best friend was a duck what would he think of politicians?

Greece

A. That they were quackers *bad um tsh* Thank you, thank you, I'm here til next week, try the veal.....

United Kingdom

That person is an absolute genius

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Infinite wrote:

That person is an absolute genius

Agreed. :yes: Was it you?

Q. One duck, two ducks, three ducks... what goes next?

Greece

A. four ducks

Australia

Bunnie · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

should i paint my toenails?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

yes. painted toenails are cute. try a pearly green or pink

ahh how nice, feel bad now coz i cant be arsed!

Former Member · August 2006

I've asked loads tonight but they are taking ages to come through :grump:

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Do you know the way to San Jose?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Of course. You go North on San Lorenzo, then take a right and go Southeast on Cuatro Siglos for a few miles, then BAM. San Jose.

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Randomgirl wrote:

I've asked loads tonight but they are taking ages to come through :grump:

I've noticed that if a question is "old" and hasn't been answered, and you make a new one, the newer is more likely to get answered first.
Is it possible to ask a question and not answer another? That would explain a lot, people can be lazy enough not to bother replying.

Former Member · August 2006

sophia wrote:

i am a bit drunkl it toogk me ages to rtype that. eeyouwn,

Q. Just how many of the people on this site would you kill with your bare-hands?

United Kingdom

A. None. I'm a nice person

United Kingdom

Q. Why did Donkey Kong run away when Mario got close? He's a giant ape, he could have squished the little fucker!

United Kingdom

A. Dude, grow up! Get a fuckin life!

United States

:crying:

And yeah, the duck thing was me.

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Are you finding it a bit slow on here tonight?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

no must be your computer

Former Member · August 2006

Infinite wrote:

Q. Just how many of the people on this site would you kill with your bare-hands?

United Kingdom

A. None. I'm a nice person

United Kingdom

That was me answering :hyper:

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Infinite wrote:

Q. Why did Donkey Kong run away when Mario got close? He's a giant ape, he could have squished the little fucker!

I've never even wondered that! I feel ashamed now...
PS: It was "Jumpman" then.

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

What is the stupidest question you have been asked (on here)?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

It was: "Did you know poopsicles cures cancer, aids and the common cold?"

Okay, it was totally one of you lot who asked that!!!!

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Randomgirl wrote:

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

What is the stupidest question you have been asked (on here)?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

It was: "Did you know poopsicles cures cancer, aids and the common cold?"

Okay, it was totally one of you lot who asked that!!!!

I answered that.
EDIT: Oh, you mean the one who asked the poopsicle question. Yes, it was someone from here.

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

What is your opinion of "doctor" Gillian McKeith?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

She's full of shit. She comes up with a great deal of nonsense and is just out to make money. There are a lot more, better dieting plans out there that people could go on. Besides, she got a degree in Language and Linguistics from Edinburgh University and a masters in International Relations from the University of Pennsylvania; that doesn't give her the right to give people advice on nutrition.

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Do you find this site addictive?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Very. I stayed up until 8 a.m. asking and answering questions (I was going to go to bed at 4...). I'm not sure WHY it's so addictive, but it is. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks so!

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Q. If a duck killed you, would you be too embarassed to tell St. Peter the truth?

Greece

A. Who the hell is saint Peter. dude im not a religious girl ok

New Zealand

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold wrote:

Q. If a duck killed you, would you be too embarassed to tell St. Peter the truth?

good question

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Rubbed my lady juice all over the driver's seat of my ex boyfriend's mum's car.

:nervous:

Former Member · August 2006

Are you a member of thesite.org ?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

no i am not wbu

What does wbu stand for?

Former Member · August 2006

Why are you on here at midnight on a Saturday night?

(From United Kingdom)

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Well, here it's about quarter to eight in the evening, not midnight. I'm here because I had some questions and I also wanted to have a cigarette.

Wonder why he came on questionswap to have a cigarette...

Former Member · August 2006

Q. You have a broken bottle in your hand. Sting is standing in front of you. Could you resist the temptation?

United Kingdom

A. not if u were there

New Zealand

:nervous:

These questions are revealing more about me than anything else....

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold · August 2006

sophia wrote:

Q. i feel a bit srunk and a bit sick will you vome and give me a hug and put me to bed?

United Kingdom

A. um.... no?

United States

i am sdad norw.

If you're shrunk, a hug could kill you. Depending on how powerful Dr. Zalinsky's ray was.

Former Member · August 2006

On Sunday, August 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Is eating just before bedtime bad for you?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

yep it makes you bloat

Indrid Cold · August 2006

Randomgirl wrote:

Wonder why he came on questionswap to have a cigarette...

Q. Why would someone come on questionswap to smoke a cigarette?

Greece

A. that's really weird. i have no idea.

United States

Former Member · August 2006

Indrid Cold · August 2006

sophia wrote:

somebody hsdould come and put me to bed beadcause i am drkn and semnbing drunkem private messgages which is the owesttses thigs erver. i will be svery embrarrassed ib the morinng.

:heart@:

Send me one you'll be embarassed about in the morning.

(JOKING! Unless you want to.)

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