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What's the most embarrasing thing you've done on a night out?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I had a good time last night but I remember on my work's leaving do I consumed two bottles of wine before going out and ended up throwing up down the mirrors, sinks and floor in a pub toilet. I was so embarrased and "out of it" that I refused to let anyone in, barricading the door as people banged angrily! I also barfed on a train from Glasgow in front of everyone, right down my jacket as I lay slomped on the floor. Everyone looked in disgust and walked to the other side of the carriage. Shameful.

Still, that's probably quite tame in comparrison to most. Any horror stories?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was sick on the London underground once on my Birthday while it was quite busy... what made it worse was that my mates decided it would be funny to sing happy birthday to me really loud while it was happening! :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I do so many, it's hard to pick which ones!

    Caught on a wedding video, drunk talking about someone who I really fancied.

    Slipping in the middle of the dance floor in a mini skirt, ending up with mud all over my arse.

    Falling onto my ex – causing us to fall on a table full of drinks and breaking the table. It just so happens that the drinks belong to the meanest looking plastic gangsters ever!

    These are the only ones I’m going to share!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All my embarassing stories involve falling over, injuring myself, accidentally flashing... Or all of the above.

    Last embarassing one was freaky chicken dancing around a club on my boyfriend's birthday only to suddenly fall over for no apparent reason and crack my head off the side of the DJ box :( In the same club a few weeks earlier I was lounging around on the sofa and when I went to stand up I put my heel through the fabric of the sofa without noticing and therefore fell face forward into the table in front of me. My excuse that time was that I was completely monged, but still... nice black eye as a result! :thumb:

    The worst one had to be around New Year I discovered a workers' lift up to the skate park they're building above the club I usually go to and decided it would be an excellent idea for me and my ex to sneak up there to er, talk ;) Needless to say they don't have CCTV in the lobby for shits and giggles, and we got caught by the DJ/owner who at least found it vaguely amusing. Embarassing didn't even begin to cover it, though, and the shame continues as he is one of my boyfriend's best friends. To say I wanted the ground to swallow me whole when we were re-introduced in the pub the other week is a massive understatement. Argh :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    plastic gangsters

    You mean someone who pretends they're all hard 'n' menacing 'n' got money & power, but actually lives with his mum in a 2 bedroom maisonette in Fulham with his mum and Daschund called Kibbles ?

    Puked down me mates arm on his one off £1,000 jacket.

    Passed out at Kudos.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    got up on stage in the middle of a huge nightclub whilst some singer was doing his act. i got escorted off by the bouncers :(

    then i tired it again.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As a drunken teenager I made such a lude and unpleasant come on to a girl she refused ever to see me again.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have no shame so don't tend to get embarressed. Heh.

    I suppose the only thing was when my friends made me do the 'chicken dance' in the middle of the road at 1am. And I was sober. Dear god :(
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    i went on a uni trip got very drunk, and threw up all over the coach on the way home, which then resulted in me squaring up to a girl from the year below, screaming, "I'll have you" in her face! :o how utterly charming of me...insults and the aroma of vomit flying at her, what a great night she had!
    as soon as the coach pulled up i was rapidly escorted to a taxi before i could cause any damage! then my mate had to put me to bed bless him!
    all of this in front of my tutors i am ashamed to add!

    i also often am found trying to climb on to chairs and tables in nightclubs, whining in the highest pitched voice about how short i am, and that im going to finally do something about it!

    think its time i stopped drinking now! :cool:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've done loads of embarassing things when drunk.

    One being that on New Year's eve me and my friends did I round of tequilas and mine came straight back up and landed on the table in front of the guy I wanted to pull. I still managed to pull him mind :)

    I once fell asleep in a nightclub and woke up to two bouncers carrying me out.

    I do allsorts when I pissed tbh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooo, just remembered one time walking up and down one of those white lines in a street topless just to see if I could whilst drunk, that was fun, lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does anyone notice a thread running through virtually all these stories?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An inordinate ammount of vomit ?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Does anyone notice a thread running through virtually all these stories?
    every story involves alcohol?

    ive done some stupid and dangerous things when drunk, yet never when i've been on pills.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    In the same club a few weeks earlier I was lounging around on the sofa and when I went to stand up I put my heel through the fabric of the sofa without noticing and therefore fell face forward into the table in front of me. My excuse that time was that I was completely monged, but still... nice black eye as a result! :thumb:

    That's the best cover-up to "my boyfriend hits me" ever...

    Not unlike the stupid "I ran against a doorknob"

    :lol:
    j/k.

    I don't have many, just because me and my friends (when there's no girl) act super stupid, like carrying me into the pubs (like stage diving I was on top of their hands) making swooshing flying sounds like super man... We were still sober and it was my birthday.

    One time tho I was talking to a girl who was a bit behind me and I ran into a lamp post.

    I really can'T remember any. Most of those things are "funny" but not embarrasing.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    every story involves alcohol?

    Yep, alcohol truely is by far the most damaging and harmful drug in the UK.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Yep, alcohol truely is by far the most damaging and harmful drug in the UK.

    True... alot of people are so ignorant to that though... it can be really frustrating when people have a go at you for doing other things, yet will drink like a fish week in week out!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was so drunk at a house party when I was 15, that I slumped in the corner of the garden and a few of the other people decided to empty the water butt over me. I was not impressed!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    You mean someone who pretends they're all hard 'n' menacing 'n' got money & power, but actually lives with his mum in a 2 bedroom maisonette in Fulham with his mum and Daschund called Kibbles ?

    Puked down me mates arm on his one off £1,000 jacket.

    Passed out at Kudos.
    that's exactly what I mean!


    I also had a guy lift my skirt up before and a few weeks ago my skirt was tucked in my nickers and a girl came and told me! 2 of my lad mates sid they were enjoying the view and the dumb one said he thought i knew!
    its the only time in my life ive never checked my skirt!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was also rreally stoned once and i passed out, i imagined myself lying on my bed, the next thing i know my mat'es holding my head trying to stop me from repeatedly banging it on the floor!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All the usual, throwing up in the middle of pubs, falling over. Used to take my top off at niteclubs and run around swinging it in the air. Bit gay.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to the baywatch theme tune?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to the baywatch theme tune?!
    Haha fortunately not.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smacked my face off a lampost
    Been lying on a bed away to be sick, and I kept repeating the name of the girl I secretly fancied, when she was rubbing my back
    Fallen asleep outside nightclubs in the freezing cold
    Got entered into one of the heats of Mr Gay UK
    Got on a post-nighclub bus to St Andrews, still no idea how I got home
    Done the Peter Crouch dance when I was standing on a table
    Fallen over loads of times
    Countless drunken texts/phonecalls/voicemails
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Exactly two years ago, on one dodgy Friday night, after 6 cans of Bundy Rum and cola, i kissed an old woman that i had only just met. :sour: :banghead: :o :yuck:

    .....i was doubly embarrassed when i found out that not only was she married, but that everyone else on campus had found out :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's not embarressing, that's a bonus.

    I know a mate who was pissed one time and we were in a taxi home with two OAP's and he started rubbing the old woman's hair and telling her how lovely she was. :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm at a party when i first started seeing my ex (years ago) i drank a half bottle of vodka raw in about 5 - 10 minutes and soon afterwards it all went wrong.. spent the whole night constantly vomiting, her and two of her mates had to take me outside and carry me around all night (i was sick on them too to add insult to injury) and kept blacking out and hitting my head off shit (nice way to make a wanker out of yourself infront of your new gf and her mates eh!)

    then to top of all off my new form tutor from school walked past me while i was lying on foot path unconcious

    i had to go home after that.. my ma wasnt one bit happy and still threatens to break my legs if im drinking vodka! (i think that was the last time i got grounded too :P)

    of course theres a long string of stupid embarrasing things ive done up to now, but thats the first real bad one that sticks out in my mind!

    :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    That's not embarressing, that's a bonus.

    I know a mate who was pissed one time and we were in a taxi home with two OAP's and he started rubbing the old woman's hair and telling her how lovely she was. :yuck:

    Oh believe me, it was embarassing. Whats even worse is that thanks to the alcohol, until i'd been told about it i forgot all about it...then the memories instantly came flooding back. Oops. :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Showing everyone my 'amazing' Crazy Frog dance (I didnt invent it!) and then falling over in my new heels

    Referring to the Taxi Driver as 'Uncle'

    Getting so drunk I had to call my ex to drive me home, then putting a hole in his dashboard with my heel.

    Trying to take home a duckling :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohh soooo many - Mark and I ended up trying to sleep in our own front garden on Saturday night - thankfully it wasn't that embarrasing as all the neighbours were tucked up in bed - I woke up in the morning in bed still wearing my coat and no recollection of how i got back into bed I thought I was still in the garden.

    When i was 18 I went to my friends boss's 50th (I think) birthday party in brighton, I got really drunk along with my friend and was eating these really lovely mushroom things with a garlic dip - but at the end of the night they took them away and I was so upset that I questioned the whole room really loudly saying "Where's the Fucking Mushrooms" Err I guess you had to be there but we all still giggle about it to this day.

    Once at the skating ramp i was wearing this sarong thing and i ran down the ramp to get off it and my skirt came undone.

    I'm sure i've done many more but i cant' think of them at the moment.
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