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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was my answer ^
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They lied!
    Q. Sophia?

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    A. yeah its me what

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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Why is it that some questions get answered right away while some take over an hour?

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    A. dunno.

    United Kingdom

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    Q. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional person? If yes, whom?

    Greece



    A. Yes. Your mom.

    United States

    The world might have been better if my mum was a fictional character, but I wouldn't exist so I don't like that answer.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. If your house was on fire and you were naked, would you risk dying to get some clothes before getting out or would you run out right away?

    Greece



    A. I'd run out right away. But then, I've got nice boobs :p

    United Kingdom

    Where are my matches... :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    sophia wrote:
    (hehe, that was me :blush: )
    I thought so. ;)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    sophia wrote:
    Sigh, romance is dead...

    Q. romeo, romeo, wherefore are thou romeo?

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    A. Scratching my hairy butt and smoking a cig whilst burping loudly to my screen. In the centre of Amsterdam.

    Netherlands
    :lol:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. What would you do if your house caught fire and you had to get out RIGHT NOW to escape alive, but you were on the toilet doing "number 2"?

    Greece



    A. the way i take a shit, my house would have exploded with a green flame!!!

    United Kingdom
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:



    (That must be Manda, they spelt Infinite wrong :p )

    Surprisingly not, I guess theres just a few of us morons out there ;)

    Q. How is Bill, Steve and their pubes doing?

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    A. didn't see 'em for a while but they were ok. Hope Steve's hemroid problem is solved though..

    Netherlands
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think this person needs to get out more than I do :p
    Q. Tell me some gossip

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    A. The Big Brother forum is in melt down over algegations of a fix and also at the bullying of another Housemate tonight.

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    Q. Noel Edmonds. Just how many bodies are under his patio?

    United Kingdom

    A. One whirrly wheeler thats for sure, and wheres Blobby gone, Questions should be asked before it all goes toooo far!

    United Kingdom


    Q. Prince Charles: Animal, vegetable or mineral?

    United Kingdom

    A. Prince Charles is the one thing on this planet that can be in each of those three categories. He is an elusive, magical creature.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    manda if this was you, come over here and marry me right away, because it is so meant to be. I just nearly wet myself laughing :D

    Q. do you know any gossip?

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    A. I just asked the same question damnit. No, I don't, I was trying to figure out somebody elses gossip as my life is a little to lame to have any. I farted at Taco Bell yesterday though, I thought it would be quiet but it wasn't. Gossipy enough?

    United States

    It wasn't stinky though, and the shop was empty so nobody heard :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. In the Jungle Book, Baloo sang about forgetting trouble and strife. Just what strife can a 7 foot bear with big fuck off claws possible have? And why was there a grizzly bear in the fucking jungle? And how could it sing? Mowgli should have caged the bastard and made a fortune!

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    A. I couldn't agree more,brilliant question!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Seriously, I think I might be in love with you after that :love:

    :heart::flirt::shocking: :angel: :thumb:

    Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician

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    A. Unfunny and stupid.

    -1.

    United States

    harsh :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He worked it out with a pencil

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. In the Jungle Book, King Louie claimed to be 'the king of the swingers'. How is this possible when he was unmarried?

    United Kingdom

    A. He's a fag.

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    Q. What would Buddha do?

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    A. Be fat and sit around.

    United Kingdom
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Would you rather die NOW or live forever?

    Greece



    A. No I wouldn't want to live forever now is my time and i'm liveing with that forever is too long to become tired of seeing mankind repeat the same patterns once is enough

    United Kingdom
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Who is Faith?

    Greece

    A. Faith is not a person, it is a feeling. Its having belief in something.

    United States

    Hasn't (s)he heard it's also a name?

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    Q. What's Cortez's connection to the Undreaming?

    Greece

    A. I couldnt tell you, I have no idea who Cortez is. Sorry :(

    United States

    Fair enough!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Why didn't Donald Duck ever push Scrooge McDuck down the stairs and speed up his 'inheritance'?

    United Kingdom

    A. cuz he is a bit kool like that

    United Kingdom

    Q. Chip and Dale,Rescue Rangers. How pissed would you be if you were in deep shit...say, caught with a condom full of coke up your arse, and that mob were the ones to come to your aid? Chipmunks for fucks sake!

    United Kingdom

    A. ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    you like pie

    United Kingdom



    Q. Is it possible to take a man in a bowler hat seriously?

    United Kingdom

    A. Only if he is grilling chicken wings on a hibachi in the parking lot of a large office building in his bathing suit and bare feet.

    United States
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