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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What question has you stumped?

    United States



    A. No question has me stumped. I am Chuck Norris.

    United States
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am not going to even attempt to read the 20 pages that have happened since I've been away :p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am not going to even attempt to read the 20 pages that have happened since I've been away :p.

    well it is the waste time thread, you could erm, waste some time doing it :yes:
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  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. How can you chain the Undreaming?

    Greece



    A. Have you tried zip ties? They work wonders for everything else.

    United States

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    Q. Have you ever, while being awake, ended up in some place without knowing how, and possibly went back without knowing how either?

    Greece



    A. Actually, yeah, once.

    Canada

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    Q. Ever seen a chupacabra?

    Greece



    A. Yes, there is a migrant worker here that I believe to be the chupacabra.
    Especially since she brings a live goat to work for lunch everyday, then procedes to suck it (blood) dry.

    United States
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

    United Kingdom



    A. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

    United States
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. here in the uk, we have just had two turkey process workers charged with cruelty to turkeys that are strung up to die anyway! it made the main head lines on tv. we have a prime minister, tony blair who likes to think he is some sort of leading world dipolmat. most people here think he deludes himself as he is not, he is just one big sad joke! with all the conflicts in the world i.e. the middle east and so on. he has just gone to cliff richards villa in barbados for his annual freebie holiday for a month! some statesman! this country certainely has its priorities right,eh? what! what!?

    United Kingdom



    A. Tony Blair knows Cliff Richard?! Dude is CONNECTED! Does he know Bobby Davro too? I can imagine those three having tickle fights.

    United Kingdom
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    United Kingdom


    A. African or European?

    United Kingdom


    Q. Why do under water farts smell better?

    United Kingdom


    A. They don't

    United States



    Q. If I offered you a million pounds, would you fellate a smurf?

    United Kingdom


    A. Smurfs don't exist. Well, my bird looks like one, thought. But if they would exist, I'm not sure.

    Iceland
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What is the difference between a raven and a writing desk?

    United Kingdom



    A. One is a large black bird with a straight bill and long wedge-shaped tail, a member of the crow family; the other is an item of office furniture, similar in size and shape to a table, that one sits and to write letters.

    United Kingdom


    Q. How do you solve a problem like Sophia?

    United Kingdom



    A. She sounds like a real bitch - I say the soloution should include a big knife, a hefty bag and a remote location

    United States

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Do girls like it if you wear your hat at a jaunty angle?

    United Kingdom

    A. yes i do anyway. it looks really cute!
    i love guys, they are awesome! sexy monkey! ;p

    New Zealand


    I think I've pulled.
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  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Hypnotising someone to make him think that a knife is a carrot might seem harmless, but what if he has a friend he throws carrots at for jokes? The hypnotist would have made him kill the other person without knowing, don't you agree?

    Greece



    A. sorry that is wrong

    United Kingdom

    I wonder what they meant; that it couldn't happen, or that it's not a nice thing to think about?

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    Q. What is the difference between God and a lawyer?

    Greece



    A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer?

    United Kingdom

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    Q. What do you do if your dog's tongue gets trapped in a VCR?

    Greece



    A. Chop it off, he'll be fine without it. He might not be able to keep his balls as clean as he'd like though, so you might have to help there.

    United Kingdom
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  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    sophia wrote:
    ooh Indrid that second one was me :p
    Good, you knew the joke. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Infinite I got an answer to another question we had been pondering...

    see, I told you!


    Q. What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    United Kingdom

    A. oops ask your mum to stop sucking my dick

    so I asked......

    Q. Mum, will you stop sucking the dick of the guy who answered my question?

    United Kingdom

    A. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS MORON PIECE OF SHIT!

    United States

    Issues!
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  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Resident Evil or Silent Hill? Final Fantasy or the Legend of Zelda?

    Greece



    A. christ i dunno. i'm a girl for one thing.

    United Kingdom

    Who told her that being a girl means you don't play games?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Q. What if God was one of us?

    United Kingdom



    A. then he"d be sat on his fat ass drinking a bud, and wanking off to porn on limewire

    United States

    :lol:

    I cant think of any good questions recently, everytime i try to its always something to do with poopsicles or llamas. Or poopsicles and llamas :naughty:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. A classic: There's a burning bulding. In one of the rooms is your brother. In another room there are 5 people that you know nothing about. You have time to save only your brother or let him die and save the 5 people. Which do you do?

    Greece



    A. if they were weaker than my brother, id save them..like women and children..plus my bro would help me to save em" coz he is made of fire

    United States

    I was expecting an honest answer, but what can you do...

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    Last one for tonight...

    Q. "The Undreaming is unchained." Do you know where that phrase is from?

    Greece



    A. to the dude that replied to my message about bartending class im not actually attending the class im just sitting here being bored

    United States

    Great.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Thursday, August 10, 2006 you asked the following question;

    why do men have nipples

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It's only after six to eight weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone, which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features. Nipples, however, are formed before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later reverses this. So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Men are but modified females.

    Wow:lol:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Netty wrote:
    On Thursday, August 10, 2006 you asked the following question;

    why do men have nipples

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It's only after six to eight weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone, which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features. Nipples, however, are formed before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later reverses this. So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Men are but modified females.

    Wow:lol:
    I knew all that... But that doesn't explain why it only happens to humans. Maybe I'll ask it there...

    I did, and got a fool.
    Q. I know why men have nipples when they don't need them, so don't confuse my question with that.
    Mine is: Why are humans the only species, as far as I know, that this happens to? Male cats or dogs don't have nipples, what is so different in humans than all other mammals?

    Greece



    A. youre a leib

    Canada
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q. Why is it that in superhero comics topless men never have nipples?

    Greece



    A. cos all the gays would cum on the pages

    United Kingdom

    Weird...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sophia was this from you?
    Q. Chuck Norris or The Hoff?

    United States



    A. Neither. Jim V all the way.

    PS - hi Lea :p Where is everybody tonight? I'm bored shitless and thesite is so quiet:(

    United Kingdom
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