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Men are like....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always half off.
8. Men are like ..... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey this doesnt help our cause at all :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    :lol: :thumb:

    I love that one!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

    This is a winner
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Hey this doesnt help our cause at all :p

    But what it does show is that we are better than women cause we have the ability to laugh at ourselves. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe most of them are true!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But what it does show is that we are better than women cause we have the ability to laugh at ourselves. :p

    Well i knew we were better anyway ... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    :lol: :thumb:

    I love that one!

    Seconded tbh :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    few of them apply to females too

    *runs away*
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Men are like... ninjas.

    :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you mean you can never find a good one?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    few of them apply to females too

    *runs away*

    Are you going to expand on that?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women are like Jim V - awesome in every way.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    you mean you can never find a good one?


    Ffffft.

    Ninjas are great. Just not as good as Spetsnaz...

    However, myself... I am better.
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