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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They'll never stop us *evil laughter*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Would you shag Jim V for a poopsicle?

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    A. no - it would certainly require hard cash for me to do that an lots of it but there certainly is a price for which I would be happy to!

    United States

    Are we trolling?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm really scared now! So I've reverted to questions about llamas :yes:

    awww :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be fair, how can he report the 2i90418757190278942 of us that are talking about poopsicles?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm still in hiding.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What would happen if I never ate poopsicles again?

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    A. The universe would implode. You must eat poopsicles, please, think of the children!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Who ate all the llamas?

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    A. But there still here

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Why did I get reported for asking about poopsicles?

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    A. Because some people don't understand about poopsicles. This is because they're fucking idiots.

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    :D:heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Did you ever see Jim V kiss a llama on the llama?

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    A. No, but I saw him kiss **Helen** on the poopsicle.

    United Kingdom

    :naughty:


    Q. I put a poopsicle up my nose and now it's stuck. What should I do?

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    A. dont do it again lol

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What would a good name for a poopsicle company be? And what would be their slogan?

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    A. McPoopsicle. Their slogan could be, "Poopsicles...aren't they fucking brilliant?"

    United Kingdom
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. To: The guy that is going to report me about poopsicles.

    Subject: poopsicles

    Lighten up, dude.

    From: Poopsicle Lover Anonymous

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    A. I am not that guy! I do not care what people ask or say on here! It is all good --some stupider than others but all good

    United States

    Woop woop :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Q. To: The guy that is going to report me about poopsicles.

    Subject: poopsicles

    Lighten up, dude.

    From: Poopsicle Lover Anonymous

    United Kingdom



    A. I am not that guy! I do not care what people ask or say on here! It is all good --some stupider than others but all good

    United States

    Woop woop :D

    awww
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. How many poopsicles would it take to make a circle of poopsicles round the world? :chin:

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    A. If we assume the Average "poopsicle" is about 10 cm then it would take around 400 Million of them to circle the earth.

    United States
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What would happen if I planted a poopsicle in the ground?

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    A. It would provide food for uncountable number of bateria who would eventual completely devour it but would distributed it as waste products around the local area - after that I lose track!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can see by your location that you are in the UK, fuck knows about an IP address!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. My Llama sucked a poopsicle, he looks unwell, what should i do?

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    A. feed him another one, he's having poopsicle withdrawl symptoms!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    He can't actually email me can he? :nervous:

    Not unless you give him your email address!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. My Llama sucked a poopsicle, he looks unwell, what should i do?

    United Kingdom



    A. feed him another one, he's having poopsicle withdrawl symptoms!

    United Kingdom

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm tempted to join in.....but I'm too lazy to do the signing up/in/email thing.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. I put a poopsicle up my nose and now it's stuck. What should I do?

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    A. God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Do poopsicles grow on trees or in the ground?

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    A. neither actually, they grow out of the very rare arctic butt-shrub.

    Egypt

    Well you learn something new every day!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Andy, join in the poopsicle goodness :D.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Why is infinate such a poopsicle?

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    A. coz he's a wanker!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. How many poopsicles can I get for a pound?

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    A. that depends where you shop for them, debenhams you won't get much for your pound, I'd try the market!



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    Q. What do poopsicles do when nobody eats them?

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    A. First they melt, then they stink, then the decompose.

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