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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. I want a poopsicle, can I have yours?

    United Kingdom



    A. You sorry, lowlife piece of motherfucking shit! Enjoy what's left of your pathetic existence, scumbag, because I am going to find you and KILL you.

    United States

    :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh lucky you franki ;)
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    my_name wrote:
    Oh lucky you franki ;)
    I know, I felt SO privileged ;d/.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Manda/Sophia, I have lots of poopsicles, who should I give them to?

    United Kingdom



    A. Give them to the poor alcoholic on the street corner so he can swear at you and throw them in your face. You will feel great.

    UNKNOWN

    Lolz.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. POOPSICLE POOPSICLE POOPSICLE!!

    Manda and Sophia <3

    United Kingdom



    A. Poopsicle? Hmm, random.

    United States

    I should stop doing this and go to bed, I have to leave for work in 8 hours...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Work is so overrated :p

    My questions are being asnwered slowly :grump:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Q. Who should I give my last poopsicle to, Manda or Franki?

    United Kingdom



    A. Manda, you might get laid?

    United States

    :naughty:


    Wooohooo

    Though I can't believe they think I'm that easy. Giving it away for a poopsicle :o
    though I am



    Q. Would my potty trained pet midget like poopsicles for treats when he does good things?

    United States



    A. Of course he would! Poopsicles are a pet midget's favourite snack, and make an ideal reward.

    United Kingdom
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Do you kiss on the lips after your partner has just eaten a poopsicle?

    United States



    A. Of course I do, because that way I get to share in the poopsicly goodness.

    United Kingdom
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    I"m sorry, I'll buy you some tomorrow :(

    Q. Why do you hate me?

    United States



    A. Because you never buy me any poopsicles

    United Kingdom
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    sophia wrote:
    :D

    Q. How can I get dried poopsicle out of my pants?

    United Kingdom



    A. put more poopsicle on it and lick it up like a good girl/boy!

    United Kingdom

    :lol: so gross
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Is the poopsicle the next oxyclean?

    United States



    A. you are one fucked up asshole

    United States


    Partypoopersicle
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread has been keeping me amused for ages!! :thumb: :thumb: :D
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why is bird poo black and white?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    it is actually a mixture of feces and urine that is dropped together, both bladder and bowels are emptied at the same time. the urine is white, the poo is blackish brown.

    I'd always wanted to know that :).
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've been teaching my friend in the pub how we should put the world 'right'. I've come to the conclusion that humans are a virus, and we all need to be removed. :)

    Take note of my signature. Sort it out for me and I'll play poopsicles with you forever :thumb:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Q. sssshhhh let's just keep this one secret, who annoys you most on thesite?

    United Kingdom



    A. sophia, khss, franki and manda :p

    United States

    :crying:


    I thought you would keep it a secret :crying:

    Q. I tried to use my poopsicle as a key and now its stuck and smudged all over the door, what should I do?

    United States



    A. Ahhh the tasty treat of a poosicle. Well all I can say my friend is to run to the hills because that is one stain that is not coming out. Even all of the claimed poosicle smudge/stain removers on the market are no good, they are all just a huge sham and a lie to get your precious monies :[ You should run......run as far as you can with all of your monies and protect your monies, oh and watch out for the spiders too.....they'll get you in the end.

    United Kingdom
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    I'd kiss the poopsicle of everyone on here if you bought me the holy grail of Sansui amplifiers!!!

    But yes, I'd massage your poopsicle for a good while to come. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Have you ever farted whilst eating a poopsicle?

    United States



    A. The poopsicle kid again! You really must get tired of asking these sorts of questions.

    Rixy

    United Kingdom


    *evil laugh*

    ...little do they know...
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