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favourite sayings?
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lets share the phrases and sayings you use at the moment, that arnt obvious ones.
"Mortal" - ive never been up north in my life, but i say it around london, after hearing in on holiday.
"Shit the bed!". something we say instead of fucking hell
"get your gammon out" - dont want to explain this really, it shouldnt be taken seriously
"shut up mate, your boring" say it really loud when someone is trying to take the piss out of you.
ive got loads of other stupid ones aswell that wouldnt make too much sense.. what do you say alot ?
"Mortal" - ive never been up north in my life, but i say it around london, after hearing in on holiday.
"Shit the bed!". something we say instead of fucking hell
"get your gammon out" - dont want to explain this really, it shouldnt be taken seriously
"shut up mate, your boring" say it really loud when someone is trying to take the piss out of you.
ive got loads of other stupid ones aswell that wouldnt make too much sense.. what do you say alot ?
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"That's mental ba"
"Class ba"
"State of ya"
"Outta my sight now"
"Yeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" Literally just scream that one lol.
Oh and the obvious one, "well what's the craic ba"
I'm pretty sure "shit the bed" is a pretty northern expression too, and as if you don't say "mortal"... even my mother uses that and she's about as hip as knee surgery
I've been using "get your cock out" for years now, personal favourite if you please. Can be used literally if that's the way the conversation is going or more commonly as an alternative to "fuck off, will you?"
"Grand!"
"Top banana!"
"Toodle-oo!"
"No worries, my petit pois!"
"HOHO!"
"That'll be shining bright."
"I'd much rather pluck my pubes than do that."
Ha, love it!
I used to say "do you think I just sailed up the Tyne on the last banana boat?" until some boring person accused me of being racist. Yawn.
i also like to say "since sliced bread" on the end of stuff.
That's about it really.
<insert word> central (ie. tacky central = this place is full of chavs)
Whatever floats your banana boat
Ive never heard other people use the last 2 (apart from my friends), they're my made up ones
I actually use the central one, about places full of a certain kind of people
"heifer central" is a good un' :thumb:
I also use "central" on the end of things, like if me and my mates are having a conversation full of double rude meanings it can be "innuendo central"
universally a good word :yes:
and
"Whatever jazzes your horn"
and "Game on!"
but they aint sayings, just my fave words :thumb:
you plank
lol
and
'life sucks'
'You dirty bastard'. At work they've all picked it up off me haha.
'Not a chance mate' to anyone asking for anything, just to wind them up more than anything.
Thinking about it, most of mine wouldn't make sense to people i don't know, haha.
plus- "oh mother", "fuckin mother", "what the fuck", and "jesus fuckin christ"..... fuck is my favorite word.
thats the beauty of it.
I blurt out "Shabba!" quite a lot, its when im not listening to someone and they are expecting an answer.
"terrrWat" is a good descriptive word for someone aswell as it can be so vauge but at the same time sounds meaningful
I love walking in halfway through a conversation or one that i'm not listening to properly, and suddenly kicking off and going 'What do you have to prove by lying?' 'Why are you lying to make friends?!', 'For fucks sake will you stop lying!' etc. Completely takes people off guard when correctly executed.
its deffinately a good way to silence someone, works even better when drunk:thumb:
out on the rip - out on the razzle dazzle
ripster - one who likes to go out on the rip alot. there's usually an elusive 'ripster number one' as well, the title passes between hands depending on how much 'rippin it up' you've been doing.
mooncat - alternative to ripster, usually given to someone who loses the plot a bit while on a rip.
cuntyhooks - alternative to 'shit!'
geesh - attractive females e.g. plenty of geesh about tonight
clane outta 'er/
winged outta 'er/
mooned to the boon/
shitetied - all mean wasted
cyat (e.g. that's cyat) - shitty, might stem from 'catastrophic', not awfully sure.
moosh the boosh - random term e.g. I'm away to moosh the boosh. usually when you're going to do something unimportant.
poompin - shagging
got loads more but i'd be forever listing and explaining them!
And I say cunt a lot.
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Can't stop saying them even though I try, it's like stupid phrase Tourette's I've got
and all that jazz
ah, that old chestnut