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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Drink & Drugs
anyone know the best way to smuggle hard drugs across a border?or at a port such as dover?oh and a friend is thinking of smuggling illigal imigrants,anyone have any hints?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm not sure about the illegal imigrant part so I'll leave that, but a lot of people get drugs posted to them, seems quite obvious but it works. Obviously there are risks involved.

    on a sidenote why does your friend want to smuggle illegal imigrants?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well he is one of these 'del boy' types and thinks he can make a quick buck out of people smuggling,he set up a series of bakeries last year and that fell through.when i say he is a friend i mean i know the guy,thats all.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    You can't use a board like this to ask those sort of questions. This place isn't really designed to help people break the law. It's designed to help people stay safe, so with that in mind I'd have to say stay well away from smuggling anything.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no its ok,im not smuggling i just wondered if anyone knew.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I spent a lot of time in the armed forces and i know of severall good people smuggling techniques, one of the best i acctualy employed as i crossed into the Iranian border from iraq with 2 men hidden on board a 110 landy. The key isue is not so much concealment but just ahving the balls to do it and not get caught. It depens on the type of vehicle and the size of the 'cargo'. When i was in Kosovo i was on duty to routinely stop and search cars at a UN check point and found that the more popular techniques involved using the dashboard area to conceal human contraband and also beneath the rear seat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thanks for that mate,will pass this info on to 'del boy'.u rekon the long wheel base landy is better or the short wheel base?with the 2.5 TD engine?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    marsupial man wrote:
    thanks for that mate,will pass this info on to 'del boy'.u rekon the long wheel base landy is better or the short wheel base?with the 2.5 TD engine?

    if you can get one mate i'd go for the 2.5 TD short wheel base. better still a Spec ops landy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you three (hmmn) are rather chummy rather quickly...
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Seriously tips on smuggling people and drugs arn't going to go down well with the Mods on this site.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its ok am finished asking bout it now,but i know a website that sells ex MOD landys so that maybe my next port of call.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Alright mate.
    To be honest I think you and Davy boy have been taking the piss, but I've given you the benifit of the doubt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    taking the piss?im only trying to buy a landrover mate,chill out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Alright mate.
    To be honest I think you and Davy boy have been taking the piss, but I've given you the benifit of the doubt.

    I agree I thought that straight away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    marsupial man wrote:
    taking the piss?im only trying to buy a landrover mate,chill out.

    but your also sleeping on someones floor, strange person.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just because my family kicked me out does'nt mean i am strange mate,im making an effort to get a job and go straight,better than sleeping on the streets
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    marsupial man wrote:
    just because my family kicked me out does'nt mean i am strange mate,im making an effort to get a job and go straight,better than sleeping on the streets

    that wasn't my point my point was how can you afford to buy a land rover?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just cos i sleep on a floor at night does'nt mean i dont have money my friend,i have savings,and if i want a landrover then a landrover is what i shall get.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you from thetford forest?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if i was on duty i would arrest most of you for dong hard drugs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you's?are u on drugs?stupid question really.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    marsupial man wrote:
    if i was on duty i would arrest most of you for dong hard drugs.

    you cant arrest me dan, your not a copper!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i'l shoot u then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, im wearing a bulletproof blazer!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    then il stab u
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you cant kill me, im the terminator!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    iv got ur kids dan!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    marsupial man wrote:
    anyone have any hints?

    Yeh, I've got a hint. Why don't you fuck off ya sad prick.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i bet u have clap
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't ya just hate wee wanker s who come on here like that.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Skive wrote:
    You can't use a board like this to ask those sort of questions. This place isn't really designed to help people break the law. It's designed to help people stay safe, so with that in mind I'd have to say stay well away from smuggling anything.

    Couldn't have said it better Skive, cheers.
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