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What if your ex-girlfriend was a super hero?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
what would you do :p?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stegrier wrote:
    what would you do :p?

    Make her do the house work at super speed of course!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Make her do the house work at super speed of course!!

    I dont think you would be making her do much if she was your ex girlfriend!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    slag the bitch off.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Be a bit shocked that I used to be a lesbian.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    superman is flying around the town one night when he spys wonder woman through a window lying on a bed naked and legs akimbo so he thinks to himself 'hmm i'm superman, i could fly in, have my way with her and be gone again before she'd even notice'. With this he swoops down through the window, does his thing and flys off again all within a matter of seconds.
    After this wonder woman states 'what was that!?' and the invisible man replys 'i dont know but my ass hurts!'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd make a really lame teen movie about it.
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    koe_182 wrote:
    slag the bitch off.
    :rolleyes:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Hope she wasn't mad at me? I wouldn't want to wake up one morning and realise I'm hanging upside down with my pants off or something.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A woman could never be a super hero in reality. Purely technical reasons.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have super hero sex

    i mean if she is so used to having things done at superspeed, the two minutes in bed with me wont make half a bit of difference
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    migpilot wrote:
    A woman could never be a super hero in reality. Purely technical reasons.

    Yeah, "super heroine" sounds more like something you'd get offered round a back alley.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd start hanging around nuclear power stations/toxic waste dumps/government laboratories waiting for the inevitable accident that would embue me with awesome super powers. Then a massive crime spree as I began my ascent to super villiany.

    If my super ex confronted me, I'd start telling passers-by every dirty secret I could think of, in a really loud voice.

    "My, listen to her grunting as she picked up that car. She made the same kind of noise when I did her up the arse. Didn't you dear?"

    "That costume is a bit tight eh? Camel toe!"

    "Not much support in that star spangled bra, is there? Nippy in here is it?"

    The shame would probably be distracting enough for me to pick her up and throw her into the sun.

    Then I'd rule earth with an iron fist!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knowing infinites luck, hed have a more prominent camel toe than his super hero ex
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dude, Camel Toe would be my super villian name.

    My awesome power would be to store water on my back.

    :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    would riot police hire you to oppress innocent civilians with your super water cannon then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if she was a superhero then she deffo wouldnt be my ex.

    who in their right mind would dump a superhero?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Dude, Camel Toe would be my super villian name.

    My awesome power would be to store water on my back.

    :o

    :lol::lol::lol:

    That is the best super villian name i have ever heard!
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