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What if your ex-girlfriend was a super hero?
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what would you do ?
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Make her do the house work at super speed of course!!
I dont think you would be making her do much if she was your ex girlfriend!
After this wonder woman states 'what was that!?' and the invisible man replys 'i dont know but my ass hurts!'
i mean if she is so used to having things done at superspeed, the two minutes in bed with me wont make half a bit of difference
Yeah, "super heroine" sounds more like something you'd get offered round a back alley.
If my super ex confronted me, I'd start telling passers-by every dirty secret I could think of, in a really loud voice.
"My, listen to her grunting as she picked up that car. She made the same kind of noise when I did her up the arse. Didn't you dear?"
"That costume is a bit tight eh? Camel toe!"
"Not much support in that star spangled bra, is there? Nippy in here is it?"
The shame would probably be distracting enough for me to pick her up and throw her into the sun.
Then I'd rule earth with an iron fist!
My awesome power would be to store water on my back.
who in their right mind would dump a superhero?
That is the best super villian name i have ever heard!