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My ass hurts...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Because of some occurence today my ass hurts and now it's YOUR JOB to guess why!
You can ask any kind of questions, to which I am only alowed to answer Yes/No, to help with the guessing.

The one who has the answer first gets an e-cookie.



I will bump it tomorrow, because I am leaving now.

see ya.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'could you reach around and pull out what you find?'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No and No.

    both wrong.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You ate something and it didnt agree with you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You fell over ice skating?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote:
    You ate something and it didnt agree with you?

    No.
    LUB wrote:
    You fell over ice skating?

    No, it's summer here.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You went overboard on a spanking session?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You got Bummed by a dog?:nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Should this be in the sex forum?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is this animal related?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Animal, mineral or vegetable?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lemmiwinks?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You spent the day in a burlesque house being caned on the arse by some "woman" called Martha?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You fell over? or you sat down on a display bed in a shop thinking it would have a mattress underneath and it turned out to be a plank of wood!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You tried to rob a house, only to find that Macaulay Culkin lived there and had been left behind by his parents, who had flown off on vacation. A vaguely amusing hour and a half followed as Culkin rigged a variety of traps, using toys and other household items. You and your fellow burglar were made to look quite the fools.

    After being knocked out by a falling paint can, you woke up to find Culkin standing in a police uniform, telling a large sweaty man to "Wake the gimp". After being tied up, bent over and anally ravaged, the boxer who'd fucked you over the night before by not taking a dive, stormed in and slashed Culkin and Co with a samurai sword. You then made ominous threats about blow torches and genitals.


    Am I close?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've had an arse replacement?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    You tried to rob a house, only to find that Macaulay Culkin lived there and had been left behind by his parents, who had flown off on vacation. A vaguely amusing hour and a half followed as Culkin rigged a variety of traps, using toys and other household items. You and your fellow burglar were made to look quite the fools.

    After being knocked out by a falling paint can, you woke up to find Culkin standing in a police uniform, telling a large sweaty man to "Wake the gimp". After being tied up, bent over and anally ravaged, the boxer who'd fucked you over the night before by not taking a dive, stormed in and slashed Culkin and Co with a samuri sword. You then ade ominous threats about blow torches and genitals.


    Am I close?

    :lol::lol:

    Classic!
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    You came across a superhero with AR on his shirt?

    You didn't pay for something you ate/drank and was kicked out of the place?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your ass hurts so you've got a pain in the ass, so I conclude you've got a new girl/boyfriend.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, No and No so far.

    No, Thunderstruck this should be NOT in the sex forum.
    No, not animal related.
    No, No woman included.
    remotebleeper is a bit closer, just think in bigger proportions.

    Infinite, errr.... *thinks for 5 minutes for a witty retort* ehhh.... No. :(

    @lea_uk: right this moment I wish I had one.

    The rest is wrong too. it involves no other people.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You have been riding a horse?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweety wrote:
    You have been riding a horse?

    No. Neither in the one sense nor in the other...

    i give you a few hints. It wasn't a lot of little beats (like riding a horse), it was one big (actually two times a really big impact). I am talking about kneeing on my computer chair, because I cannot sit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I am talking about kneeing on my computer chair, because I cannot sit.

    I dunno why but i found that really funny :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You sat on your gearstick coz you jumped into your car?

    You got hit by a car?
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    You jumped out of a car or a building?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    You jumped out of a car or a building?

    the second is not too bad. The height is about right.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Fell from a cliff?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fell from a tree?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You fell onto someones cock?

    You never know with some people.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    You fell onto someones cock?

    You never know with some people.

    I knew someone was going to end up saying that lol
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