My ass hurts...

Because of some occurence today my ass hurts and now it's YOUR JOB to guess why!
You can ask any kind of questions, to which I am only alowed to answer Yes/No, to help with the guessing.
The one who has the answer first gets an e-cookie.
I will bump it tomorrow, because I am leaving now.
see ya.
You can ask any kind of questions, to which I am only alowed to answer Yes/No, to help with the guessing.
The one who has the answer first gets an e-cookie.
I will bump it tomorrow, because I am leaving now.
see ya.
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both wrong.
No.
No, it's summer here.
After being knocked out by a falling paint can, you woke up to find Culkin standing in a police uniform, telling a large sweaty man to "Wake the gimp". After being tied up, bent over and anally ravaged, the boxer who'd fucked you over the night before by not taking a dive, stormed in and slashed Culkin and Co with a samurai sword. You then made ominous threats about blow torches and genitals.
Am I close?
Classic!
You didn't pay for something you ate/drank and was kicked out of the place?
No, Thunderstruck this should be NOT in the sex forum.
No, not animal related.
No, No woman included.
remotebleeper is a bit closer, just think in bigger proportions.
Infinite, errr.... *thinks for 5 minutes for a witty retort* ehhh.... No.
@lea_uk: right this moment I wish I had one.
The rest is wrong too. it involves no other people.
No. Neither in the one sense nor in the other...
i give you a few hints. It wasn't a lot of little beats (like riding a horse), it was one big (actually two times a really big impact). I am talking about kneeing on my computer chair, because I cannot sit.
I dunno why but i found that really funny
You got hit by a car?
the second is not too bad. The height is about right.
You never know with some people.
I knew someone was going to end up saying that lol