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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Post the worst movie you have ever seen to spare others the torture.

Mine is "Brick" :banghead:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dumb and Dumber - for some reason I just fucking hate every single second of that film.

    And Titanic - basically a three hour excuse for why rich people deserve to live more than poor people; sickening

    Or Man on Fire - Hollywood's sudden realisation that if it made the hero black then it could be repulsively racist about Latin Americans and no one would notice.

    The Phantom Menace - Lets make a new movie in the best sci-fi series ever about tax returns - Greorge Lucas, you are an autistic mentalist.

    Star trek V - William Shatner proves that you can record an ego on film, and it doesn't look good.

    Wind Talkers - I love John Woo, but someone seriously needs to point out that people didn't use to somersault over each other holding two guns whilst taking Iwo Jima.

    The Assassin - Nikita is one of the best films ever made, The Assassin is one of the worst remakes ever - Bridget Fonda, let's all pray you never make a single film again for the rest of your life.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Breakable was the worst film ever!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Post the worst movie you have ever seen to spare others the torture.

    Mine is "Brick" :banghead:


    The Hulk

    4 attempts so far to watch it and never get more then half way..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    Breakable was the worst film ever!

    You sure you don't mean Unbreakable with Bruce Willis
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Daredevil: The story moves slowly in the first half and way too fast in the latter.

    Highlander 2: It's not bad enough that they brought aliens into it, they had to contradict half of the things they said in the first movie. Who was the idiot?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You sure you don't mean Unbreakable with Bruce Willis
    yeah, see its that shit i dont even know the name. there was one with 2pac in that was crap too
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i absolutely hated 'swept away' with madonna :mad: shite film. god knows how i managed to get all the way through it

    bad taste - got half way through that before giving up

    jack frost 2 - :eek2:

    umm and i think its called something like 'american nightmare' - awwful
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Daredevil: The story moves slowly in the first half and way too fast in the latter.


    Electra was 10 times worse!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Titanic - "omg an hour until the ship sinks!" Not a film hour mind you, but a real, actual time hour. SO fucking boring.

    Signs - I don't know why I found this so scary, but I couldn't sleep for weeks afterwards :o

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Can't believe I spent a fiver on this on VHS. There is nothing there except a title!

    Meet the Parents/Fockers - So cringe-worthy. I hate films like that so much I cannot remember how I was talked into watching the sequel after I'd hated the first that much.

    ET - never seen it all the way through but it's totally overhyped and it shouldn't win all the "50 greatest whatevers" on TV.

    The Others - promised to be all spooky and mysterious and great. Instead we get Nicole Kidman being jumpy and shutting doors all the time. Turns out they were dead already. Wahey!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Daredevil and Unbreakable and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and The Phantom Menace (Except stupid fucking jar jar binks and the gungas) were all GOOD films!


    Shit list:

    Elektra
    Hulk
    Titanic
    Signs
    Wind talkers
    The Others
    Dumb and Dumber and Dumb and Dumberer
    The Cable Guy
    DOMINO (Never ever watch this shit!)
    Jarhead!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Romeo Must Die is horrendous :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anything with bond in
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i remember in year 9 our teacher made us watch an old arnold schwarzenegger film called total recall. Utter pish.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Incredibles (or whatever it's called)
    Twister
    Jarhead
    Final Destination 2 & 3
    Any Scary Movie after the first one.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Electra was 10 times worse!!
    I just watched that the other day, and you're right. It had the exact same problem.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hold on, dumb and dumber is a class film. The sequel is shit though.

    Pearl Harbour is up there.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ginger snaps

    the shining - i'm not one for scary movies at all but i actually fell asleep watching this
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Moulin Rouge, The Royal Tenenbaums, Summer of Sam.

    I'm of the very unpopular opinion that Reservoir Dogs is vastly overrated and - dare I say - a bit shit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    mona lisa smile and the aviator.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote:
    The Phantom Menace - Lets make a new movie in the best sci-fi series ever about tax returns - Greorge Lucas, you are an autistic mentalist.
    :lol: Agreed

    Perfect with John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis. Imagine a 90 minute version of the Eric Pridz Call On Me video.

    The Grudge - Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Japanese horror remake. Need I say more?

    Weekend (mainly because I didn't have a clue what was going on the whole time, and I'm a film graduate)

    Halloween, the most overrated pile of crap I've ever seen. Still a bit harsh to put it in my worst ever films though, I think.

    I Spit On Your Grave - I figured anything that Margaret Thatcher banned must be good, but it turns out she had good taste in this case. Not only is the film crap, but you can't hear most of it because the sound recording is so shit.

    101 Dalmatians the live action version - what's the point of 101 Dalmatians where the dogs don't talk?
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    My freind once bought this film called 'Can I tell you a Secret?' or something out of the bargain bins at Blockbuster, what tripe!

    We still laugh about it to this day
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would have to say the batman movie that is curnetly on channel four. Its shocking.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hills Have Eyes
    Castaway
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sahara
    national treasure
    the ring trilogy (including original japanese ones, just plain boring)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    House on Haunted Hill
    Blair Witch
    Ali
    Hotel Paradiso

    Used to work in a video shop, sat through my fair share of shit :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How could I forget, The Matrix Reloaded. What a crock of shit. I would put the third one in here as well, but I didn't bother watching it because I was bored by that point.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow. I completely forgot about so many awful films. This thread brings back some bad memories. Also, I'm glad I have found people who hate Titantic.
    At least these movies give me something to talk about afterwards.
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