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Passing Gas
BillieTheBot
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Are you a proud farter or a shy one?
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...and you've got to answer your own question mate - them is the rules.
My ex once sat on my face and farted.
What a mong.
He was a serial farter!!!!!!
He needs to be locked up!
How vile can you get?
I'm not shy about it, but I wouldn't say I'm exactly proud either. Better out than in :thumb:
I think he did it to get me back because his friend drunkedly did it to him and I really couldn't stop laughing.
And the boy expected me to be attracted to him!!! :yeees:
I didn't explain myself until we got outside .
I find it bothers some people more than others. I burped down the phone to a young lady the other night and I'm still getting grief for it .
A reason to have a laugh
Seconded!!! :thumb: :yes:
It truely is
I'm mostly shy about it, will find somewhere discreet to do it, unless i'm with male friends, then it's loud and prooud!
It's just seems hilarious in those situations!
True.
Though my most recent proudest moment, I was sleeping, kicked Ed, he woke up, I turned around so my butt faced him, farted, then turned back around
At work if i really need to let it out and it smells i give the customers around me a disgusted look.
Sometimes I do have to transport myself elsewhere for the good of everyone's health though. Fellow sufferers will know what I mean
My dog always tries to blame her farts on other people. It's funny as hell. She'll create a right smell, and then glare at one of us as if to say 'you should be ashamed of your stinky self - some of us are trying to breathe here'.
If my dad farts or belches, I always get the blame for it. He once told the dog off for farting, after she farted turned around and ran off.
Nope, it's true, they are the worse, you don't know when they are coming...
Ed says its the hot ones that are the smelliest. I find all mine to be the smelliest.
Does anyone else have absoutly rank smelling ones? Maybe I'm ill