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The OFFICIAL Jim V facts thread!!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV plans to use his newly inflated ego, as a balloon on a round the world tour, in eighty days or less (no refunds given)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V doesn't read threads, he stares them down until they give him the information he needs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Jim V is 51 times stronger than cocaine... 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid... and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy.

    JimV is the 51st state
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV was luke skywalkers real dad
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Jim V is 51 times stronger than cocaine... .

    jimmy v gets up peoples noses.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V once forgot his login password. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the information.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V tracks down ever single spammers, tattoo them with the post they made and make them eat boxes of SPAM until they die from indigestion...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V is the reason Wally hides.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V found Wally.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V free Willy...


    erm... i meant... freed Willy...
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Jim V broke through Starforce. However, he realised this knowledge was to much for us humans, so is holding it back until he deems it safe to release the crack for X3 to the populance.

    Please soon. It annoys me greatly.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    and was then brought up on charges of conspiring to make a universe through a big bang

    According to Mrs V, Jim is the big bang.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V yawned first.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Jim V pwnd Jesus by turning water into Champagne.
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Jim V pwnd Jesus by turning water into Champagne.

    :confused:

    Jim V pisses Champagne.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    The allies didn't actually defeat Nazi Germany. Jim V did.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Jim V doesn't like animated AV's. :grump:
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V get his arse licked so much by people in here, he doesn't even need to clean himself after having done a big poo...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V likes to eat small people
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V is so cool, Antartica was nearly named "Jim Valenite land"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V => you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V can eat a whole pack of fruit pastilies without chewing...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV can eat a whole sugared donut without licking his lips
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V is the only person to ever beat a wall at a game of tennis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV invented the half marathon, so that when he went for a run in the morning, he'd be back in time for a cup of tea before his lunch break in the office
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V once beat superman in an arm wrestle.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    On Jim V's arrival into thesite offices all the female members of the team bow down in awe.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No one in the office can be higher than Jim, so when he sits down everyone has to crawl to move around the office.
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