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Don't you think it's time........

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
....for the zombie apocalypse to start?

I'm itching to start battling the undead. I want to unload a shotgun at some shambling, brain- craving fucker.

I even have a shopping centre, to hole up with other survivors, picked out.


Come on evil scientists, give me the goods! Start the apocalypse!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've been playing resident evil too much.

    Either that of Dawn/Shaun Of The Dead was really something you wanted to relive...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If wanting to beat down zombies with a golf club is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    Imagine taking a chainsaw to a zombified Noel Edmonds. And then throwing his severed head at Dale Winton. Regardless of whether he's a zombie or not.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've almost convinced me.

    Where do I sign up?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bitching.

    My axe of choice is a cricket bat. Weight equals damage.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    If wanting to beat down zombies with a golf club is wrong, I don't want to be right.
    I sometimes think while watching those films that it would be very cool to be able to go round and kill people, and not feel 'wrong' doing it...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with you all the way Andy :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:

    I even have a shopping centre, to hole up with other survivors, picked out.

    The Gyle? St. James Centre?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thing is though, if I holed up in a shopping centre around these parts, especially Southampton, armed with a cricket bat, I might find the temptation to ethnically cleanse the residents a little too overwhelming...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thing is though, if I holed up in a shopping centre around these parts, especially Southampton, armed with a cricket bat, I might find the temptation to ethnically cleanse the residents a little too overwhelming...
    :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ever been to Southampton?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ever been to Southampton?
    No, does that make a difference?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm with you... Me I want to get a chainsaw :)

    Or no even better a lawnmower...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go team infinite!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...

    What.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I bags getting to drive a car around playing Carmageddon until I die.

    I do intend to create the Eagle 2. Then when the Zombies come... haha, I'll be ready. Ready for you all.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never did understand the zombie thing. I mean, it's not like they move very fast is it? Just run away FFS!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too much resident evil
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want to join the zombie hunt, but I will have to be the hopeless blonde who ends up getting caught and devoured by the zombies. :D
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