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Don't you think it's time........
BillieTheBot
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....for the zombie apocalypse to start?
I'm itching to start battling the undead. I want to unload a shotgun at some shambling, brain- craving fucker.
I even have a shopping centre, to hole up with other survivors, picked out.
Come on evil scientists, give me the goods! Start the apocalypse!
I'm itching to start battling the undead. I want to unload a shotgun at some shambling, brain- craving fucker.
I even have a shopping centre, to hole up with other survivors, picked out.
Come on evil scientists, give me the goods! Start the apocalypse!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Either that of Dawn/Shaun Of The Dead was really something you wanted to relive...
Imagine taking a chainsaw to a zombified Noel Edmonds. And then throwing his severed head at Dale Winton. Regardless of whether he's a zombie or not.
Where do I sign up?
My axe of choice is a cricket bat. Weight equals damage.
The Gyle? St. James Centre?
Or no even better a lawnmower...
What.
I do intend to create the Eagle 2. Then when the Zombies come... haha, I'll be ready. Ready for you all.