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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Introduce Yourself
well hello, looky what we have here.
im michael, michael winner.
some of you may know me, anyway, im a film director you will know my films, deathwish, deathwish2, deathwish3, bullseye and all the rest.
i also LOVE internet forums, so come and play with me.

michael

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Dear Mr Winner,

    Your adverts are utterly wank.

    Warm Regards,
    JsT

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calm down dear ....

    Hello :) :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Dear Mr Winner,

    Your adverts are utterly wank.

    Warm Regards,
    JsT

    :D
    how dare you... thats fighting talk where i come from, im the new chap here and i got your cards sunshine
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never heard of any of those. Welcome anyways.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    michael_winner wrote:
    how dare you... thats fighting talk where i come from, im the new chap here and i got your cards sunshine
    Bring it on Winner you old bastard :D:D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Bring it on Winner you old bastard :D:D:D

    Hehe... :thumb:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Dear Mr. Winner,

    You annoy the fuck out of me. Please crawl into a small hole and die there.

    Your sincerely,
    Will.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Dear Mr. Winner,

    You annoy the fuck out of me. Please crawl into a small hole and die there.

    Your sincerely,
    Will.
    i hope you die in a car crash, and i hope my friends at e-sure will never insure you, i had a quiet word with them.
    so haha, you = pwned!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear Michael Winner,

    Sup?

    Laura.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey laura, wanna go out with me hotstuff?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear Mr Winner

    Do you think Death Wish would have been better if after Charles Bronson came home to find his wife and daughter murdered, you popped up and told him 'Calm down dear, they're just extras' then took him to one of the restraunts you've reviewed and found palitable?

    Yours

    Infinite


    ps. How do you see? You have little piggy eyes that always look closed. Do you have sonar?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    michael_winner wrote:
    i hope you die in a car crash, and i hope my friends at e-sure will never insure you, i had a quiet word with them.
    so haha, you = pwned!

    I don't want to go with e-sure. They suck man parts.

    I hope I die in a car crash too, it looks a fun way to go out. Beats dieing of old age sat in a chair infront of the TV.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So Off the morbidity.......Hiya! Welcome to the boards Mr Winner! :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    michael_winner wrote:
    hey laura, wanna go out with me hotstuff?

    Are you rich?
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