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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL @ some of these! (and yes, I did actually laugh out loud!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does Diet Coke really mess with your sperm count?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    wikipedia.com

    Do you think Princess Diana was bumped off?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    yes, it was all fixed - the queen killed her.. it was all organised, even the killer was killed, and the killers killer was killed, and then he was sent to the figi islands and now there is no trace
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    What do sheep think about?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Mint sauce?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got that question! But I sent a different answer. Have you got it yet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive been asking loads of questions and nobody seems to want to answer them :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thought I'd ask an important question and here it is...
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Will I marry the man of my dreams?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Not neccessarily "of your dreams", but you will marry the man that you love (hopefully). Dreaming means perfection, and a lot of people don't get that. Maybe you're looking for some guy that makes 80k a year, will buy you 3 hella nice cars, and has a shiny pearly smile. But you won't find him. Instead you find a guy that loves what you love, is hella caring to you, but only makes 40k a year, and won't buy you those nice cars. And if you're impatient, i dont know what to say, because for good things, you really have to wait. Well for that fact, for ANY THING you will have to wait. Hope you do get married though to someone you cherish. =)

    Awww and 40k ain't too bad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they probly meant 40,000 dollars a year or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    they probly meant 40,000 dollars a year or something
    You've ruined the moment :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When, why and for how much?

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    At lunch time, because I left the Bengalese tiger at home, and for 73 euro cents.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Which is tastier: Mr G or a Hamwich?

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    both are nonesense


    Well, that clears that one up then!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Which is tastier: Mr G or a Hamwich?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    both are nonesense


    Well, that clears that one up then!
    :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    :impissed:

    to be honest i'd rather eat you than a hamwich. The hamwiches i had for dinner were quite frankly...sickly and unsatisfying. Only nice for the first few mouthfuls.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Should i go get a new job and live near blah?

    United Kingdom



    A. I don't see why not; the job you have now sucks.

    United Kingdom
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    to be honest i'd rather eat you than a hamwich. The hamwiches i had for dinner were quite frankly...sickly and unsatisfying. Only nice for the first few mouthfuls.
    :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh :(

    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why?

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    Because god doesn't love you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This always gets something interesting...
    When, why and for how much?

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    Yesterday, because i liked it, and it was £9.99
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    When, why and for how much?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Last year Because I needed to make money fast to get a friend out of some trouble (bail money..property damage charges....kinda long story...) I ended up making $500 in that one night


    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    When, why and for how much?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Any place - why not - you can have this one for free :) ****************** (email address removed by me)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Of course I get the lame one when I try that one :p

    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    When? Why? How much?

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    what? where? Who?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Though this one made me laugh

    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why hasn't god killed all the people on myspace?

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    ahhhh good question. God is not a contract killer. He likes to work with floods and the like. Right now I'm pretty sure he's formulating a plan to bring all the people on myspace together into a sort of massive sink and fill it with water. No Noah's arc this time you myspace cretins.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Would you rather shove a bag of frozen peas up your ass, or re-eat chewing gum that somebody else had spat out on the floor?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Frozen peas. I actually tend to enjoy anal masturbation, thankyouverymuch

    :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    What would you do if i sang out of tune?

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    i'd definitely stand up and walk out on you (dum de dum-dum)

    :D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Though this one made me laugh

    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why hasn't god killed all the people on myspace?

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    ahhhh good question. God is not a contract killer. He likes to work with floods and the like. Right now I'm pretty sure he's formulating a plan to bring all the people on myspace together into a sort of massive sink and fill it with water. No Noah's arc this time you myspace cretins.
    Did you get my answer for that one as well?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Did you ask that? I said llama mountians :p
    I took hope that it was you.

    Heres for you...

    On Wednesday, July 12, 2006 you asked the following question;

    KHSS, is that you?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    No... actually I'm Kelly, but please pass my best regards to KHSS!


    That was me... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    What would you do if I sang out of tune?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    I would get a job, possibly working at a fast food restaurant, in order to try and make money to pay for singing lessons for you, but after a week or so working there I would become so depressed I'd throw myself into the deep fat frier, so dying a horrible greasy death, and you would sing out of tune forever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep getting the same person answering mine, asking if I'm drunk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    if the sun exploded and the wave of light took its normal 8minutes to hit eart, what would you spend your last 8 minutes doing?

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    The usual answer would be having sex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yay your back

    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    to piss on col. Sanders grave.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Do you?

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    yahoo? (yodel)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you, whoever this was...

    Are we nearly there yet?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    we are actually almost there. about 10 more minutes and we will be there! yay! im sooo excited ..are you excited?!? i am! its gonna be so awesome. not even kidding. we're gonna have so much fun. rides..food. movies...hot boys...or girls..whichever. and a bunch of free stuff. i mean..who doesnt love free stuff? i sure do! im sure you do too. but it doesnt matter, we'll be there soon enough....
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