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Bored of wanking

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love my b/f wanking over me and rubbing his cum into my tits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    put a plastic bag under the cushion of your sofa, lubricate, kneel in front of sofa, giv it to the sofa doggy style.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    instead of wanking your hand about over your penis, thrust your hand!

    hahahaha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    put a plastic bag under the cushion of your sofa, lubricate, kneel in front of sofa, giv it to the sofa doggy style.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: at this whole thread.

    seconded :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    buy a male sex toy

    like these

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *throws up*

    Im never going to look at a water snake in the same way!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Char_Baby wrote:
    *throws up*

    Im never going to look at a water snake in the same way!!

    :D i aim to disgust
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Serious replies guys - this is turning into a right old vulgar fest and there's no need for it tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote:
    Serious replies guys - this is turning into a right old vulgar fest and there's no need for it tbh.
    Vulgarity on TheSite? We've never seen that before, have we? :p

    If someone's bored of wanking, I suggest they try using sex toys or get a new girlfriend.
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