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BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
... do you make egg mayonnaise sandwiches?

Surely it can't be as simple as boiled eggs and mayo... that seems as if it would taste a bit crap. But I have to make some for my picnic so help an idiot out :wave:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yup, hard boil eggs, add mayo, mash together.... and viola
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    yup, hard boil eggs, add mayo, mash together.... and viola

    You can add a small touch of mustard if you like as well. :yum:

    But :yes: they are as simple as that.

    I would add a little bit of mayo and keep adding until you get the consitancy (sp?) that you require cause there is nothing worse than too much mayo and no more eggs to biol up to thicken things up.

    I make mean egg mayo sarnies. Or so the wife tells me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    easy way to do it is instead of boiling the eggs, whisk them a bit with a fork and microwave them in a bowl (carefully and keep checking and stirring every few seconds), then just chop/mash that with a fork and add some mayo when its cooler and a bit of black pepper.
    I could never be arsed with boiling and peeling the shell off and then chopping. Too much faff.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    easy way to do it...

    Ooh, think I'll give that a bash. I do love the easy option - will probably still be an inedible disaster though :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I put salad cream in it rather than mayo. And some onion :yum:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aha see you can't make them on earth. You have to go to plasma x con planet in the mars bar galaxy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Aha see you can't make them on earth. You have to go to plasma x con planet in the mars bar galaxy.

    Har de har har :p

    I made them the SCC way and as well as being dead easy they were delicious, nice one.

    Not that I'm even getting to eat [the majority of] them. Hmph.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remember to add the pepper- tis the magic ingredient for sure.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and cress :yum:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That sounds like the grossest sandwich on the face of this earth :\
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    That sounds like the grossest sandwich on the face of this earth :\

    That's what I thought as well. :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you can get ready made egg mayo in tubs from supermarkets. they probably do a better job than i'd ever do!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    That sounds like the grossest sandwich on the face of this earth :\

    Coming from the country with some of the weirdest food tastes in the world ;):p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Coming from the country with some of the weirdest food tastes in the world ;):p

    Hamburgers are tasty :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Hamburgers are tasty :p

    Was thinking more about the "half-fat-pestrami-on-a-sugar-loaf-bread-hold-the-kernels-double-spread-of-BBQ-sauce" type thing :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know what that is, but your right, it does sound gross :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i use salad cream in it instead. Alo loads of balck pepper and cress yum
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    You get Egg and Mayo and put it between fucknig bread.

    Christ, a sandwhich is easy enough. State of society today!

    :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you can get ready made egg mayo in tubs from supermarkets. they probably do a better job than i'd ever do!

    think of the extra crap thats in it to increase its shelf life and and it 'look nice'
    make ur own mayo easy
    get some oranic yolks add salt, mustard and pepper whizz (in the whizzer, smaller the better) add grapeseed oil very slowly until thick enough, if it splits add a teaspoon of hot water whizz, and then it should be ok to carry on adding the oil,
    BELLE!;)
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    J wrote:
    Surely that's scrambled eggs?

    It is indeed!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    Surely that's scrambled eggs?
    yeah sort of, but when you mix it with mayonnaise you cant tell the difference between eggs scrambled in a microwave or eggs boiled and chopped.
    Noone has been able to tell the difference yet anyway!
    Try it and see.
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