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Male conquests...
BillieTheBot
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A guy is bragging about his sexual conquests and comments:
"you know, I recken I've had every woman in this town,
except for my mother and my sister."
To which, one of his buddies replied:
"hey, how 'bout that.
Between the two of us, we've had 'em all."
"you know, I recken I've had every woman in this town,
except for my mother and my sister."
To which, one of his buddies replied:
"hey, how 'bout that.
Between the two of us, we've had 'em all."
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Comments
-She's so hot, isn't she?
-Yes, but really bad in bed.
-You've been with her?
-Yes, and let me tell you: even my wife is better than her.
The next day:
-Hey, I slept with her last night.
-Did you? How was she?
-You were right, your wife is much better.
Suliko and Shota fell in love and got married. Soon after Shota discovered he had to leave on a business trip. "Don't worry", he said to his young wife. "I'll be back in three days". Three days passed, then three times 3, 10 times three - and still, no Shota. Suliko got anxious and sent telegrams to 10 reliable friends in 10 different cities. Immediately she received the same answer from all 10 friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is at our place.
So, lets drink to the true friends, who would never let us down when we are in trouble.
One guy asks another:
" Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?"
"What are you saying. I would never even think about such things."
"Well. You might want to. She is much better, then yours.
- Do you know who Abraham Lincoln was?
- No.
- And who Moshe Dayan was?
- No.
- See, you don't know, but I do. It is because every evening I take classes or go to the museum.
- Well, and do you know who Vasily Ivanov is?
- No. Who is he?
- He's the guy who visits your wife every evening when you are in class or at the museum.