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Things you would never know witout movies...
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Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while scuba-diving or fighting aliens. However if you are overweight, your mascara will run and your lipstick will smear.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while scuba-diving or fighting aliens. However if you are overweight, your mascara will run and your lipstick will smear.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
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alone..
in the dark..
Virgins survive serial killers but people who have sex or drink underage or do drugs die.
The afformentioned good guys will have better aim than the SAS and every bullet will hit its mark.
Just like South Park. And his name, you got it, Token Black!
Here it is.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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I especially like the one about wounds, so true. Actually i have known that happen in real life too though.
Let's not forget that if you see a bomb in a building, and start to run outside, you will make it out the doors the EXACT SECOND the bomb explodes, fly forwards and be quite unhurt by all the shrapnel.
Seeing "Jack Slater" the hero of the homonymous movie INSIDE the movie of Last Action hero coming through a magic ticket into the real world.
So does the bad guy, btw.
So when the bad guy drives off Jack Slater says something about the line, "here have another explosion on your list", and shoots the car three times in the trunk, and when it does not burst into flames, he looks on his gun in disbelieve.
The movie is full of those jokes, I laughed a lot.
No English person can visit America without pulling off some dastardly crime.
If your hero is a famed martial artist, none of the baddies will carry fire-arms. Until the hero finds a gun then they'll magically aquire an arsenal of weaponry.
No matter how serious a person is wounded, they'll hang on until they can whisper the name of the villain.
During a deafening gun fight, it's still possible to have a conversation at a normal volume.
All caged animals have a strong morals. They'll circle the hero's girlfriend/loved one for thirty minutes but instantly chomp the goon thrown into their pit.
Night watchman invariable watch sports on a tiny portable television.
All hitmen own a pair of leather gloves.
The perfect disguise is a pair of unfashionable glasses.
Blind people have aquired sonar.
The asian villain always knows kung fu.
The main requirement for progression to Sgt in the police voice is the ability to shout.
The 'baddies' will always have at least one member of the crew who is twice the size of the 'goodies'...yet will always be defeated in a fist-fight