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Nails on Men
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Why can't guys keep their nails in shape? Personally, I find it a major turn off when a bloke comes on to me with a set like a garage mechanic. Is it in their genes to keep them grubby or what?
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No, i bet even some of your best friends are gay. Sausage jockey? now i've hear em all.
Turd Burglar, Uphill Gardener, Marmite Miner
They're silly and offensive, but you've got to appreciate the deep metaphors eh? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> Heheh!
Seriously, people get too offended by things. It's hard not to be, but name-calling never hurt anyone.... My mate was telling me about how he once got told off at school ages ago for referring to it as a "blackboard" rather than a "chalkboard". PC just gets out of hand sometimes... What's this about them trying to ban musical chairs because it encourages children to think that "the strongest person always wins" - of course the strongest person always wins! DUH! What do they want to do? Give a prize to the person who's great at losing... where was I? I'm ranting now and it's getting silly...
Oh yeah, another thing - what was the first ever website?
Anything else? Yeah - Okay - Why is it that I can never find matching socks in my drawer?
And another thi..*Goes on till dawn until he gets clomped*
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NuGyrl... I think the only thing we can gather from this pile of poo thread is that weve all got too much time on our hands. And we don't know anything about finger nails. Now wheres that sock of mine.........
So go ahead - bite me.
One problem I can't stand is bits in me teeth - they've always got to be clean!
Love from the ChunkyMonkey
My fingers nails are approx 1 inch long from the base to the tip, all exotically painted and yes I can still type!!