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Never had a wet dream...
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Am I normal? I want one...now!
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No! You're a freak of nature!
. I've had a few, but nothing really appealing. I guess my conscious desires don't particularly fit with the subconscious ones ...
If you're determined then get yourself some thinly-veiled porn masquerading as "adult fiction" to read before you go to kip. I can personally recommend Garden of Lies
Bloody hell, you've got a good memory!
But there are other things I forget, so I guess I just have selective memory. I need to think in order to tell you what I ate yesterday.
I read somewhere that you should avoid masturbation for a couple of weeks and then, when you go to bed feeling horny, allow yourself to get really horny but don't actually masturbate (maybe touch yourself up a little) - then try and go to sleep with those erotic thoughts.
I can't say that I have ever tried this technique myself because a) although my wet dreams have been really cool, I did not like waking up to a crusty genitals and clothing the next day and b) I can't go two days without sex or masturbating, let alone two weeks ...
Well that expaings it. I've always been a wanker.
Yay! Another member of the club ... !
you wont know the difference