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Indrid Cold wrote:
Oh... right. I still think of him as Anakin there, I didn't think of it.
Trainspotting - Spud at his interview off his face on speed .
Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
Spud: Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative, right?
Interviewer: You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Spud: Hey, right, no problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important, though, isn't it?
Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
Gimli to Legolas:
"That still only counts as one!"
Dr Pirate wrote:
"Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead."
"Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here? "
"Dante Hicks: But you hate people.
Randal Graves: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic? "
"Olaf Oleeson: [singing] My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!
Jay: [snickering] That's pretty fucking funny.
Jay's Lady Friend: Did he just say "making fuck"? "
God there are so many more ;D
Dr Pirate wrote:
From the best animated film EVER
Peter Dickenson: [holding up a pocket watch] This is an heirloom. It must be worth something.
Pawnbroker: Your heir didn't loom too big. If I gave you 50, I'd be fired.
Cyrus: "Can you fly Johnny?"
Johnny 23: "No"
Cyrus: "Well keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane"