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BillieTheBot
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Anyone watched Charlie and the Chocolate factory where they used telepathic devices to send that chocolate bar through the television???
Well, anyone fancy doing that with a bottle of wine through their computer screens? I could do with a bottle
Well, anyone fancy doing that with a bottle of wine through their computer screens? I could do with a bottle
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If you want downloadable wine, try this.
I'll happily send you my hangover over a TV screen.
manda, I didnt even get a BK :mad:
Send it through!
Damn straight.
But I ain't giving mine away.
Good!
I'm sorry to hear though.
Ok Stacy, Ed's gone now, vodka party at my house. I don't have any mixers but coke products though, and everybody tells me I'm gross and weird for drinking that.
But Gerbil isn't invited cuz hes a cheap unsharing bastard
Well, no one said a Party... I am on my way. I'll bring my Vodka. And a bong. And maybe pick some pot up on the way. I'll bring Orange to mix with too.... PARTY. Can we have a bonfire? And play a banjo?
And my_name... you don't drink the coke, you snort it. Wierd... how does one drink powder? Don't snort it all either ;p
It's fucking burning now.
If there's any vodka going then I'll help share *puppy dog eyes*
My hands are real sweaty and by the time the powder gets anywhere near me it gets all moist and clumpy and unsnortable...
Half of it sticks to me, but I don't complain, until I start licking my hands and it ends up being salty nasty coke... ya know, from the sweat.
Btw, I found out today that the food honey is spelled not like hunny.
And what I thought were the flinstones are actually the flintstones... like flint stone, fire, yeah...
Awww... poor old you.
Better make yours a double too!
Yesterday I found out I am more unhealthy than I suspected. Make mine a double. With coke, and a bit of lime.
If you try sing the song - you never pronounce the t.
It's verging on an extra syllable, to be perfectly honest.
I need bed.
Actually, I need to check the oven i off, then I need bed.
I love you all.
I hate extra letters, and I really hate it when people pronounce the t in often. Its silent, like listen. :mad:
You like vodka and coke (the drink) too, gerbil? Yay.
Of course I do! I swear they must have invented it to mix with Vodka. And indeed, nearly any spirit. Rum is great with coke too... and lime.. in a cuba libra.
Vodka and Coke. Drink of champions. Especially when double.
reminds me of the time my mate tried to use two plastic tesco bags for mittens to take a pizza out of the oven
Everybody I've every drank with says its so weird, I need to hang out with you people and not... well, alone.
dissolve it do you? :angel:
Hijack an airliner to come to the next meet. They might even give you assylum.
I'm really feeling sorry for myself now
Oh, whats wrong? let it all out.
Though I got the bottle Saturday so theres not a whole lot left to give to you
Drinking alone 'cos you feel bad isn't a good thing!
Although you can now sing hte song "I drink alone"... aww... go on, let it out... and then try to relax, do something you enjoy.
Theres nothing wrong with drinking alone
Alllll by mysssseelllffff! Don't wanna be alllll by myselffffff annyymooorrreeeee!
Oops, the windows have cracked =/
Sign... sing your sorrows out! And then chill out with some indulgence in something ye enjoy. Chocolate?
Just think - you can treat yourself when you get some then! Something to look forward to.
I might pick up some tesco value chocolate next time I have spare cash...