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Never had a wet dream...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Am I normal? I want one...now!

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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    Neither have I.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattMatt wrote:
    Am I normal? I want one...now!

    No! You're a freak of nature!

    :p. I've had a few, but nothing really appealing. I guess my conscious desires don't particularly fit with the subconscious ones ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you like doing laundry that much?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I get them very rarely. I think there was one last week, though I don't remember it, and before that the only one I remember was in '98.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unlucky, mate. I wasn't aware that blokes actually invited wet dreams, always remembered them as being something teenage boys were supposedly mortified about... and of course, if you were having them you'd probably be complaining, so look on the bright side...

    If you're determined then get yourself some thinly-veiled porn masquerading as "adult fiction" to read before you go to kip. I can personally recommend Garden of Lies :lol:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wonder if it would work if yuo got yourself (or with help) really turned on (and nothing more) before going to sleep... :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    I think there was one last week, though I don't remember it, and before that the only one I remember was in '98.

    Bloody hell, you've got a good memory!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Garden of Lies ... is that how you get your wet dreams Bridget? :chin:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    briggi wrote:
    Bloody hell, you've got a good memory!
    Because I remember a dream from '98? What would you say if I told you I remember three dreams from '89-'90. when I was 4-5? :p
    But there are other things I forget, so I guess I just have selective memory. I need to think in order to tell you what I ate yesterday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    Because I remember a dream from '98? What would you say if I told you I remember three dreams from '89-'90. when I was 4-5? :p
    i can remember dreams i had when i was 5 too. though they were more like nightmares and reoccuring, so i guess that doesn't really count.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try not having a wank for ages, then you might get one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had one or two.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm 27 in a couple of months, and I've never had one. Don't worry about it :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there not that exciting tbh i think there more of a hassle myself as someone pointed out ... laudry
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    especially if your mum/dad does the washing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you have sex or masturbate regularly, you will not have a wet dream. Even if men refrain from either of these, it is not guaranteed that you will have one anyway ... but pent up sexual frustration helps.

    I read somewhere that you should avoid masturbation for a couple of weeks and then, when you go to bed feeling horny, allow yourself to get really horny but don't actually masturbate (maybe touch yourself up a little) - then try and go to sleep with those erotic thoughts.

    I can't say that I have ever tried this technique myself because a) although my wet dreams have been really cool, I did not like waking up to a crusty genitals and clothing the next day and b) I can't go two days without sex or masturbating, let alone two weeks ... :blush:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    Teagan wrote:
    If you have sex or masturbate regularly, you will not have a wet dream.

    Well that expaings it. I've always been a wanker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Well that expaings it. I've always been a wanker.

    :lol: Yay! Another member of the club ... !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just get a housemate or a parents to pour a cup of water over your crotch when you are asleep

    you wont know the difference
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wouldnt really worry about it, its not as though you remember cumming anyway. You just sorta wake up being wet and sticky, ive only ever had one or two and i cant say i was impressed...
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