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Famous film quotes...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
"Thats what i love about highschool chicks, man...I get older, they stay the same age!" Matthew McConoughay in Dazed and Confused.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    "Thats what i love about highschool chicks, man...I get older, they stay the same age!" Matthew McConoughay in Dazed and Confused.
    Wicked film. :thumb:

    Can't remember the names but on Aliens:

    Bloke: "Hey [whatever], do you ever get mistaken for a man?"

    Girl: "No, do you?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    "Thats what i love about highschool chicks, man...I get older, they stay the same age!" Matthew McConoughay in Dazed and Confused.

    Oh that film was on just the other day :thumb:


    Heres mine for the day...
    I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Not from a movie, but

    "If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."
    From Day of the Tentacle.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can't remember the names but on Aliens:

    Bloke: "Hey [whatever], do you ever get mistaken for a man?"

    Girl: "No, do you?"

    :lol: love it!

    The best film quote ever is <said in thick, Austrian accent>: "You're not sending ME to the COOLER!"

    Quoting Hard to Kill has always brought me much joy, especially:

    Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
    Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!


    "This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!"

    There are so many from The Big Lebowski, but my oft-quoted one is: "Fuck it dude, let's go bowling."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

    "Martin: You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
    Debbie: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
    Martin: I respect its privacy."

    "Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    "What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

    ."

    Oh whats that one from I cannot remember :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Oh whats that one from I cannot remember :(

    PCU :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'what do you burn apart from witches?'

    'more witches!'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    PCU :yes:

    Oh I havn't seen that movie in ages, I love that movie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"

    Under Siege 2
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    T.J. Hicks: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.
    - deuce bigalow

    Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
    Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

    Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
    Prince John: I have a MOLE?
    - robin hood; men in tights :D god, i love that film :) gotta see it to find quotes funny though!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night!"
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Pumpkin: "Which one is your wallet?"
    Jules: "It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker."

    :D One of my favourites.

    Also:
    Tommy DeVito: "Funny how? What's funny about it?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    "Martin: You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
    Debbie: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
    Martin: I respect its privacy."

    "Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

    Grosse Pointe Blank and Office Space :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Grosse Pointe Blank and Office Space :heart:

    God yeah, GPB is up there with the best of 'em...

    "You're a handsome devil. What's your name?" :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!"

    "Hold on lads...i got a great idea..."

    "Zulus, fousands of em...don't shoot 'till you see the whites of their eyes boys!"

    All Michael Caine plus the one he never said...

    "My name is Michael Caine...not a lot of people know that!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning...
    The Usual Suspects
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school."

    Dr Evil in Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    I don't remember the exact words:

    -If you want to vent your anger, hit the pillow!
    -You think it will work?
    -Sure!
    BANG! BANG! BANG
    -Ahh, you were right.

    From "Analyze this".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote:
    - robin hood; men in tights :D god, i love that film :) gotta see it to find quotes funny though!
    Brilliant film

    Robin: Oh Marion, if only it'were me.
    Marion: Oh if it'were, it'would be...twerrific.

    The Big Lebowski
    "Yeah, but that just like....your opinion, man" - best comeback ever.

    Austin Powers
    "Allow myself to introduce......myself"

    "Hey there you are."
    "Well hi, do I know you?"
    "No, but that's where you are, you're there"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not a film... but from the thin blue line...

    "Your cock up.... my arse!!!"

    oh how I laughed!
    (Its probably only funny if you saw it!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    - I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is a labotomy and some tights...
    - You wear tights?
    - No, I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform.
    - TIGHTS...
    - Shutup.

    The Breakfast Club.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Billy Ray Valentine: You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barrelled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

    Louis Winthorpe: Why not?

    Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause it's called assault with a deadly weapon, you get 20 years for that shit.

    Definitely in my Top 5 awesome films ever!!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    That was Luke's line... Not Vader's.

    Imagine:
    Luke: I am your son!
    Vader: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
    Luke: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
    Vader: NOOOOOOOOOO... Wait, I don't have feelings! I'm a half-machine for Force's sake!
    Luke: Ok... search your code then.
    Vader: Alright. ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't believe I forgot Predator:

    Blain: Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.

    Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

    Poncho: You're bleeding, man.
    Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

    Dutch: You're one ugly motherfucker.

    Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gimli to Legolas:
    "That still only counts as one!"

    ROTK.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was Luke's line... Not Vader's.

    It was Vader's in the most recent film.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    It was Vader's in the most recent film.
    Oh... right. I still think of him as Anakin there, I didn't think of it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pumbaa: It's our motto.
    Simba: What's a motto?
    Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?

    :yippe:
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