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a little poem i wrote, called, as the title suggests, thesite.org
thesite is a place
it has a name but not a face
it passes time
of yours and mine
and please do not eat paste
it is neat
we dont care if you eat meat
always fun
never done
come and have a seat
helen and jim are cool, face it
if you have time to spare, come here and waste it
they are the coolest people
even better than a weeble
and I now have a bracelet :hyper:
*waves* Thank you Helen and Jim. I adore the bracelet. I'm wearing it today :cool:
thesite is a place
it has a name but not a face
it passes time
of yours and mine
and please do not eat paste
it is neat
we dont care if you eat meat
always fun
never done
come and have a seat
helen and jim are cool, face it
if you have time to spare, come here and waste it
they are the coolest people
even better than a weeble
and I now have a bracelet :hyper:
*waves* Thank you Helen and Jim. I adore the bracelet. I'm wearing it today :cool:
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really touched me
can see you are a busy little lady today?!
...especially the weeble part
Wish I was that good ;( All my poems turn out lame.
Lies! Go on, try, lets hear one.
very impressed
why not record it and we'll post up the mp3?
oh how we all love thesite
more then flying a kite
is better than crack
and the dogs ball sack
some post all day long
whilst smoking a bong
other post on the lash
while their head is a mash
the posters are nice
and give good advice
the place is addictive
by that we can live with
Whether posting a thread
About laying in bed
Or a poster in need
we always will read
This place is the shit
so come now and sit
all the others are cack
this place is the craic
All together now....
oh how we all love thesite
more then flying a kite
is better than crack
and the dogs ball sack
Guess whos bored tonight :razz:
Beautiful poem Schnap
And don't suggest that Jim V, I'll have a drink and tomorrow by the end of the weekend you'll have the poem via listening to... with your ears and stuff...
Or next weekend cuz I dont have my phone yet :grump:
more then flying a kite
is better than crack..."- it could eb done in a round
oh how we all love thesite
more then flying a kite
is better than crack
:hyper:
I'll try making one too, though I can't rhyme in english.
I'm not far off.
and i got a fucking big bag of skunk
before i get sober
i know i'll fall over
and my keyboard will be covered in gunk.
But thank you so much! I'm not just passing time, I do feel special
A DAY ON THESITE.ORG
You were looking for a site
Any site, cause you were bored
And you heard about a fight
On "P&D, thesite.org".
So you visited and saw
People writing loads of text
Each convinced that they know
Better than all the rest.
But on the top there was a link
So you found out there's more
And, quicker than you blink
You were gone from strife's core.
There was a place of hellos
Where new faces, such as you
Could put up their own shows
To be greeted by the crew.
Just below anything goes
So you can finally chit-chat
About the shape of your toes
Or the meowing of your cat.
Or you can waste time
(That's what you like to do)
And NMM commits no crime
By posting a quiz or two.
Do you wonder why men
Seem to always love a boob?
The sex board's for when Ken
And Barbie turn to lube.
Oh, your trouble isn't there
But in issues of the heart?
Look on down about its flare
For the R-ship board's apart.
Suddenly you feel so dizzy
And your stomach's acting up?
Fear not, it won't be easy
But on Health you won't hear crap.
Is the roommate on your side
Sitting in dope up to his groin?
Check the Drugs board to decide
If you'll kick him out or join.
Just under the board you know
Which is once more under raid
You will find where to go
If you're being underpaid.
And if you like a movie
Or a song to listen to
Entertainment's pretty groovy
And you soon will be too.
Hm, you should go now
But not in your underwear.
On "Style" you'll find out how
To decice what to wear.
You want some new ideas
For your time with your pals?
Take a look in "Going out"
And you'll find more than bars.
If you decide to watch a match
But don't know who to support
In the next board you'll catch
Lots of info for your sport.
You should be at work soon
But let's see what others do
Are they going to the moon
Or guarding around a zoo?
On your screen an error came?
The Tech board's where to see
If Bill Gates is to blame
Or the drive for your CD.
In summer you'll go away
For a weekend full of fun.
"Travel" for your holiday
Will help you find the sun.
But not before you're done
For this year with your school.
You should do the best you can
Or your time will be full.
Then you see you're very late
But from now you'll always be.
You're beyond TheSite's gate
And you'll never want to flee.
I want Indrid's poem made into TheSite.org's Official Theme. Furthermore, I want the first white label copy, on 12" vinyl, and I want it signed by all the mods. And I want **Helen** to personally deliver it to my house.
good poem yorghos :yes:
It's a trans-national physical entity in it's own right
Those that diss it better be ready for a fight
Cos we know how to scrap, all day or all night
It's there to be heard and not to be seen
It's organised but never squeky clean
It's as shallow as a shallowest stream
But it's also as deep as the deepsest rivine
Who knows where it started
Who knows where it'll end
I don't care
As long as I've made a frined!