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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    boys are gross. :yes:

    :yes: I hear stories "of that time we were driving and so and so farted and locked the windows so nobody could open them and he sat there with a giant smile as others had tears from the stench... *loud reminecing laughter*"

    Boys :no:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    men do have a tendency to shove your head under the duvet after they have produced a right stinker :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dutch Ovend... harsh :p

    I've been lucky enough to have never had that one happen... that I'm aware of at least... though my brother used to fart on me... and now my boyfriend isn't above farting on me either :unimpressed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had an awful smelly hole last nite, something must've crawled up and died there. I had a fun time pissing the girls off by farting in their face. Oh I'm such a gentleman! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I had an awful smelly hole last nite, something must've crawled up and died there. I had a fun time pissing the girls off by farting in their face. Oh I'm such a gentleman! :D

    That is disgusting!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's funny though. I love how girls are so "oh farting is so gross" then just fart in their face. Haha! Class craic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Were they midgets? Or were you standing on a table?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They were sitting down. You're thinking too much :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    They were sitting down. You're thinking too much :p

    I know, trying to picture somebody getting farted in the face... I need hlep too :p
    I hope they weren't smelly ones, for the girls sake ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They were really smelly. Extra bonus for me hehe!

    I like the smell of nature in the summer too. Can't beat it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Class craic!

    What is this "craic" word? You say type it all the time, and I get what you mean, but er- is it like a cross between crack and craig (pronunciation wise)?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's pronounced "crack"

    It's Irish, has a few meanings, "class craic" means "good banter."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wet sponges :heart: - yes i realise im strange
    those glue sticks that you got in school that smelt like cherries
    amaretto
    coffee
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    melanie wrote:
    wet sponges :heart: - yes i realise im strange
    those glue sticks that you got in school that smelt like cherries
    amaretto
    coffee

    I used to suck wet sponges as a child.
    /odd
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I used to suck wet sponges as a child.
    /odd

    i thort that was just me :blush: wet sponge is the best :heart:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    melanie wrote:
    i thort that was just me :blush: wet sponge is the best :heart:
    :lol: Yes, wet sponges rule. I wish I had one. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i used to do the wet sponge thing too :)
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    i used to do the wet sponge thing too :)
    Let's start a sponge sucker club :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that's so vile... wet sponges! nearly as bad as wet farts
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont knock it till youve tried it! im sooo tired.

    someone tuck me in with some nice vanilla or sleepy smells.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    There's something satisfying about letting out out a stinking guff, but I wouldn't go as far to say they smell good. :D
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Let's start a sponge sucker club :D

    :D
    sponge3ck.jpg
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    melanie wrote:
    :D
    sponge3ck.jpg
    :lol: !

    There, that's our secret club... don't let the others know! :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all you need now is to set up your myspace community and you're away!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The forest after rainfall.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friend is another weird sponge sucker type person, oddballs the lot of you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now sponge sucking... thats one I've never heard of... and I thought hearing someobdy liked the smell of gas (car gas not butt gas) was a freaky thing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *puts hand up*
    Weird sponge sucker and proud.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I used to suck wet sponges as a child.
    /odd
    I used to eat them
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sounds like a horror film... sponge suckers 10...

    anyway on topic, matches when they've been put out, wet tarmac (/random), and the inside of magazines smell surprinsingly nice too.
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