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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh bollox.

    Rachael has just woken up from her self induced coma of lethargy and is hoping that no one notices that her breasts have exploded.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why did your breasts explode?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Natural' causes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah. I see.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know a bloke who knowsBIRDSTWEETINGANDLOTSOFROADTRAFFICNOISESANDHORNSBEEPINGATTRACTORSINTHEROADand I was very very drunk :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    THIS IS BIG BROTHER:

    The house mates must choose two team leaders. The team leaders must come to the diary room after tea time-ish tues evening!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    THIS IS BIG BROTHER:

    The house mates must choose two team leaders. The team leaders must come to the diary room after tea time-ish tues evening!

    thats me screwed then, im off to go have a bbq in the garden if anyone wants to join me
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    MrG wrote:
    thats me screwed then, im off to go have a bbq in the garden if anyone wants to join me
    I'll have three burgers and a rack of ribs.

    Cheers ya geordie cunt :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has the BBQ finished yet or is there still time for a lovely, nutritious veggie burger? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    THIS IS BIG BROTHER:

    Do we have two team leaders? The team leaders must now take turns to pick members for their teams to be pitted against each other in a ruthless task (that's yet to be decided). The winning team will be exempt from eviction nominations...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Meh. I'm doing nowt :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG just realised I was on there, I better go put my leather thong and have a lie down in the sofa... Oh no I put it the wrong way around... oh well going like that with my little guy aiming est...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WHAT? A mutiny? *big brotheress halves the next weeks food budget and simpers off as she tries to think of an evil plan*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What mutiny?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is there food, and I have been eating worms out of the garden this all time... I guess I thought I was at survivor or something... btw didn't followed, is there a jacuzzi where I can go dip naked?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is food, and a goat if you get really hungry. Also a llama, do you eat those in France? Yeah there is a pool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *removing thong to go swim*

    Yer I eat everything, llama, goat, flowers, don't really care...

    I hope someone will join me in the swimming pool...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ask yer missis, she was voted in as well :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *swimming naked*

    Yer I know... waiting for her, but she aint coming... if it continues will have to play with myself... need to show the public what they ask for ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Brother reminds all housemates to use the illuminous orange arm bands when swimming.

    Think safe. Swim safe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is that ok if we put the orange arm band somewhere else? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Brother did not specify armband rules.

    (Lucky you - unlucky housemates?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    are there going to be any nominations within the house?
    At some point soon, when all housemates have posted at least once so we're aware they've actually spotted the thread...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    Another poll to vote in,and you should make it so that everyone can view what each other voted
    Depends how many people to vote for, something tells me there might not be enough poll options available.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *attaching arm ruban to the wrong arm and swimming on my back*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *steals NMM's arm bands, takes photos of him sinking and sells them to heat magazine*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *getting out of the pool all wet, naked and heading to the living room to sit with others*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *takes photos of NMM's willy and sells them on ebay*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    *stares*

    Aye you have to stare really long and hard to locate the wee thing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Aye you have to stare really long and hard to locate the wee thing!

    erm... someone hasn't been following... if mine is hard to locate just think what it says about yours :p

    *relaxing on the sofa legs wide open*
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