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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seamus finished them for him :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aye seamus ate them then I gave him a good fucking up the hole afterwards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does Big Brother tolerate bestiality?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Does Big Brother tolerate bestiality?
    Big Brother does not. Neither does the viewing public i'm sure.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol I'm just trying to liven things up!

    Ok *refrains from sick sexual urges* now where's all those girlies!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Violette wrote:
    :flirt:
    I need beer....

    This house doesnt have enough alcohol..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    :flirt:

    Ok babe, lets get da freeeeeeeeeeeeeeak on!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Steph can I wear your sunglasses so I can be cool?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Big Brother, I demand a variety of lagers, bitters, wines and spirits immediately for consumption by the house.

    Refusal may lead to me and several other housemates refusing to get out of bed and generally be a immature irritant to Big Brother.

    Thank you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh big brother, I want a bottle of buck and 20 pack of ciggies...NOW!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    drinks.jpg

    Spin the bottle shall commence at 9pm. Enjoy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    KHSS starts drinking. Before long, she is really drunk and singing songs to the llama.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    You forgot the buckfast
    It's just out of the shot.

    Why do you care - you can have all the buckfast you like!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Opens a bottle of smirnoff ice...oh I'm gonna be so loaded after this bottle!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *sings* Old Big Brother had a farm E I E I O! and on that farm he had a LLAMAAAA! E I E I O!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm mildly intoxicated.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was mildly happy but now I'm mildy angry.

    *cuddles My Fanny the goat*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    I was mildly happy but now I'm mildy angry.

    *cuddles My Fanny the goat*

    *waves at KHSS*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi MrG, would you like to stroke My Fanny?

    *wonders how long it will take for that not to be funny*
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I just wish SG was in the house. With this much alcohol in me I'd take him out.

    hurrah
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can we have another task?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Brother psychologists have noticed an increase in the stress level. Alcohol related or not, a punch bag has been placed outside and the assault course has been removed.

    freestand_pb_frame.jpg

    This will be part of a forthcoming task that will be set in the next few days.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Rich-E wrote:
    Abuse of the punchbag will result in it being removed and a penalty.

    Fuck Off!

    hic...

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Fuck Off!

    hic...

    :D
    Yeah ok ok I removed that part :p
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Rich-E wrote:
    Yeah ok ok I removed that part :p
    Thank you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *kicks punchbag*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh SG would be a good punch bag.

    SG:I think it's utterly disgraceful that you are drinking that amount of alcohol, please refrain from making noise and annoying the other housemates

    Me:Fuck off, take a kick to the head!

    Only messing SG, I love you really and want your babies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It doesn't worry me that you want his babies, I'm more worried about what you want to do to those babies!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    It doesn't worry me that you want his babies, I'm more worried about what you want to do to those babies!

    Eat them..you silly billy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fat Bastard ... that you? :razz:
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