I. Am. Scared.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
I'm scared. The other day I was jacking off to porn on my computer and my balls were in a different position. Usually I'm on the chair and they're just hanging. However this time I just wasn't into it for some reason and so I had to try extra hard to ejaculate. Well that just led to me sliding down on my back more and my balls weren't hanging anymore they were about an inch or two higher elevation then they usually are. That means that they were more exposed to the computer radiation. They were still about one and a half to two feet away from the screen at the time. I'm so scared that this could have triggered cancer in my testicles. People pease give me feedback or a response or whatever and tell me what you think of this. And this isn't a f***in joke so if ur going to joke around about this. DON'T POST A F***IN REPLY.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You already posted about computers causing testicular cancer. Try looking at that thread... or stop spamming.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dunno bout cancer but you definatly have something...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People pease give me feedback or a response or whatever and tell me what you think of this.

    I hope that you're a 12 year old virgin, who is just being concerned about his sexual welfare. Radiation would kill your sperm off, but your body would just produce fresh ones in the few hours after masturbating.

    Personally, I'd be more concerned about keeping your mobile phone in your pocket. Or the amount of radiation your head is exposed to from monitors, or mobile phone cells.

    But I think you're just a fuckwit who thinks he'll get some giggles by asking stupid questions on a forum. You're not that much older than 12 - maybe 15, but you have a lower IQ than the imaginary 12 year old you're pretending to be.

    Get a life. You'll never get laid if you keep acting like a fuckwit. And if you're never going to get laid, then the condition of your sperm is pretty fucking irrelevant. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you really think that your balls been closer to the screen by a matter of inches will increase your harm to radiation
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it half term again?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    is it half term again?

    yep. more time to spend wanking.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope that you're a 12 year old virgin, who is just being concerned about his sexual welfare. Radiation would kill your sperm off, but your body would just produce fresh ones in the few hours after masturbating.

    Personally, I'd be more concerned about keeping your mobile phone in your pocket. Or the amount of radiation your head is exposed to from monitors, or mobile phone cells.

    But I think you're just a fuckwit who thinks he'll get some giggles by asking stupid questions on a forum. You're not that much older than 12 - maybe 15, but you have a lower IQ than the imaginary 12 year old you're pretending to be.

    Get a life. You'll never get laid if you keep acting like a fuckwit. And if you're never going to get laid, then the condition of your sperm is pretty fucking irrelevant. :)

    oh you think I'm fucking joking? I'm serious u lil fuck. I really am worried about this. It's caused me so many problems in life just worrying about it for the past 2 months. I think I really do have a problem... :( a worrying problem
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well don't tell random internet people, talk to a professional.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I doubt it's anything as serious as Testicular Cancer but if you're that worried I'd get it checked out but as I said I doubt it's anything serious.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Balls are balls, they do their own thing.

    As for cancer, you should probably be examining your testicles for changes - lumps and bumps or tenderness.

    Here's a cartoon guide:
    test.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    I doubt it's anything as serious as Testicular Cancer but if you're that worried I'd get it checked out but as I said I doubt it's anything serious.


    yeah I'm going to see a psychologist soon. There's no symptoms or anything I'm just very crazy i think :( :( :(
  • BunnieBunnie TheSite's sweetie pie Posts: 6,099
    oh you think I'm fucking joking? I'm serious u lil fuck. I really am worried about this. It's caused me so many problems in life just worrying about it for the past 2 months. I think I really do have a problem... :( a worrying problem
    If you are truly wanting advice, i would strongly recommend you do not call people on this site 'lil fucks'. it will go down as well as a pork pie at a bar mitzvah. Nobody appreciates their mates being insulted, and therefore will no want to help you in the near future...i suggest you apologise, and perhaps then people will respond to you in the friendly manner this place is known for!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    If you are truly wanting advice, i would strongly recommend you do not call people on this site 'lil fucks'. it will go down as well as a pork pie at a bar mitzvah.
    Pork pie? Where's the pork pie? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh you think I'm fucking joking? I'm serious u lil fuck. I really am worried about this. It's caused me so many problems in life just worrying about it for the past 2 months. I think I really do have a problem... :( a worrying problem

    So go and see your doctor. Seriously, you come on here, telling us how you're scared about radiation from your monitor damaging your balls, rather than just going and seeking medical advice?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCO_Certification

    You should watch who you call a 'lil fuck'. Or you really will have a problem.

    :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So go and see your doctor. Seriously, you come on here, telling us how you're scared about radiation from your monitor damaging your balls, rather than just going and seeking medical advice?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCO_Certification

    You should watch who you call a 'lil fuck'. Or you really will have a problem.

    :)


    okay sorry about the lil fuck incident but he's cussing me off saying that I'm joking when I'm so worried.

    How can I go seek medical advice? this is so embarassing! "Oh hello doctor my balls were in a weird way the other day. Here let me tell you the story...?" What is wrong with me people. I worry so much about nothing. I know it's nothing and I'm pretty sure that there's nothing wrong with me. Nothing was different or anything that day. The radiation thought just popped into my head and the massive worrying began. Nothing really significantly different and I know I'm safe but again, I can't stop worrying :crying: :crying: . You guys don't know what it's like to worry about something like this and not being able to help it :crying: I think I have a serious mental problem :crying: :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok see a doc about your wee ballies, and a psychiatrist about your mental problem.

    As people have said, its nothing, and if you're really that worried, go.see.a.doctor.
    Or go to a gum clinic or look on the net.

    You will probably be seeing a doc about worse things sooner or later anyway. And if you make an arse outta yourself, then just change GPs :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    seriously, go to the doctor.

    if your genuine then you're clearly in some distress, and surely its better to experience 5 minutes of embarassment than another two months of worrying. Doctors see everything, and hear everything. Thye aren't going to laugh at you, or think you're wierd, they will just accept you as a patient needing their help.

    Also they have access to up to date scientific information so they can tell you conclusively whether you are in danger of testicular cancer, which i sincerely doubt you are.

    And some more practical advice, go buy a porn magazine. made of paper. that isnt going to scare you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,329 The Mix Honorary Guru
    okay sorry about the lil fuck incident but he's cussing me off saying that I'm joking when I'm so worried.

    How can I go seek medical advice? this is so embarassing! "Oh hello doctor my balls were in a weird way the other day. Here let me tell you the story...?" What is wrong with me people. I worry so much about nothing. I know it's nothing and I'm pretty sure that there's nothing wrong with me. Nothing was different or anything that day. The radiation thought just popped into my head and the massive worrying began. Nothing really significantly different and I know I'm safe but again, I can't stop worrying :crying: :crying: . You guys don't know what it's like to worry about something like this and not being able to help it :crying: I think I have a serious mental problem :crying: :crying:

    If you really are genuine about this, then please accept my apologies. I thought you were just one of the weirdos we get from time to time, who come on here and post complete bollocks.

    It isn't as difficult as you think, going and talking to a doctor. He's a stranger, just like everyone is on there. Only difference is he'll be in front of you - a real person. And he's there specifically to offer you halp and guidance with whatever issues you think you have.

    He'll not judge you, you can't say anything that'll make him think you're weird. He is a trained medical professional, all they want to do is try and help.

    You may find that your doctor is useless - some of them are. But the vast majority and sympathetic and understanding, and tend to do more good than harm.

    Best of luck with it :).
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