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Cider!!
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What can I put in a big bottle of cider, that won't poison a person, but will put them off drinking it? Also so that the cider won't look obviously tampered with..
I was thinking of salt, and I tried soy sauce, but its made it foam up .
I just need something that will make it taste vile.
I was thinking of salt, and I tried soy sauce, but its made it foam up .
I just need something that will make it taste vile.
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You don't need to do anything.
Whats so wrong with cider?
Gavman back me up here.
And, no, wee isn't an option.
Its not nice cider.. its Morrisons Value Cheap White Cider.
mmmm pear cider
aparently in weatherspoons there selling a new one, pineapple or tropical or something strange sounding, it might just tempt me into the local 'spoons
Ive only tried Apple and Pear. Theres a summer fruits one too. After my exams im going to indulge in my own mini cider festival. (with friends, not on my own)
Hes not a serious alcoholic.. I don't think he'll go mental on us.. hes just a lazy lard-arsed pile of tramp who thinks he knows it all.
Good idea.. though I don't want to make him ill. That might make him stay even longer.
He's meant to be looking for a job and a new flat, but instead he sits around getting drunk and criticizing everything we do.
or maybe put some of that stuff for putting on your nails to stop you biting them in it, that's supposed to taste horrid, right?
Sure, he might DIE, but never mind.
probably because he's family?
Exactly. His wife kicked him out before christmas, basically because he was a drunken beast to live with and was always criticizing the kids. He came to stay for 2 weeks, then went to live at a mates for a while, who eventually had enough of him too. He's been back to ours 4 times now, and this time its been about 10 weeks.
He was a teacher but resigned due to stress and is living on benefits, until they give him his pension - he's about 54. He's meant to be looking for a job, and getting a house, but hes refusing to have anything but a council house with extra bedrooms so his kids can stay. So he sits around telling me and my bro whats what, and my mum can't do a thing.
So we're stuck with the miserable old bugger.
He's not exactly the ideal uncle... he insults me a lot, but to him its just a bit of fun. I don't dare say anything back, because he used to shout at his kids a lot, and I don't think he'll be going anywhere soon. It would just make the atmosphere a whole lot more unpleasant.
Hes making things hard for my parents aswell, as people don't want to come round anymore, because he really lacks any social skills. Last time my step-dad's very respectable parents came down, he got very drunk and picked fights. But he's kinda wedged himself into living here now.. leaving his stuff everywhere, and pretty much taking control of what goes on in the kitchen, that its hard to get him to go. He keeps doing things like offering to babysit my brother, and cooking tea, so we have a reason to keep him.