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SCC, the kid & NMM trip to France...

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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    I think you should go in place of me - theyll never notice.

    you might not appreciate NMM snuggling up to you during the night though. He can be a bit rough.

    Long as he doesn't try to stick anything anywhere. :nervous:
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    High School. ;) I got C at GCSE!

    (I love making broken sentences. The Good Yes is my favourite.)
    Our french teacher was giving us strange sentences to translate... I distinctively remember "Your daughter is standing in front of my books, talking to our teacher and eating fried potatoes" but all of them made as much sense as this one (or less).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i hope you have an adventure NNM/

    my next adventure is celebrating the fourth of july with a load of yanks ibn .,... AMSTERDAM!
    all booked and paid for for three days but ...i have these nagging doubts.

    wife keeps saying to me ...but that was twenty five years ago chuck ...all those coppers and customs men and villains will be retired or dead vby now ...then technolgy haunts me at night.
    so yes ...mine will be a crackjing adventure ...and all this just to get pissed and piss on a flag.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who will reign over Waste Time now :nervous:

    All the best, m'dears! x
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    i hope you have an adventure NNM/

    my next adventure is celebrating the fourth of july with a load of yanks ibn .,... AMSTERDAM!
    all booked and paid for for three days but ...i have these nagging doubts.

    wife keeps saying to me ...but that was twenty five years ago chuck ...all those coppers and customs men and villains will be retired or dead vby now ...then technolgy haunts me at night.
    so yes ...mine will be a crackjing adventure ...and all this just to get pissed and piss on a flag.

    Heh, that sounds mighty fun!
    piccolo wrote:
    Who will reign over Waste Time now

    Me. But seeing as me and HMM are the main posters, i'll likley be alone alot
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Me. But seeing as me and HMM are the main posters, i'll likley be alone alot

    Yer, Teh_Gerbil will hold the fort for me :yes: :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Long as he doesn't try to stick anything anywhere. :nervous:

    Don't tell me you are scare of my little guy :p
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 Incredible Poster
    au-fucking-revioir :D
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Don't tell me you are scare of my little guy :p

    He wasn't so little last night. ;(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Heh, that sounds mighty fun!



    Me. But seeing as me and HMM are the main posters, i'll likley be alone alot
    aclose friend of mine ...in her forties ...picked her gran up at heathrow a few weeks back.
    her gran is 92.
    week in amstrdam with a griopu of coffin dodgers.
    she has to see the red light district.
    #
    against all advice and carers control ...she goes.
    ;i want to see everything before i die' ...and off dhe marches.
    looks in the windows and mutters ...
    spots a cannabis cafe and straight in there ...the rest following.
    they only have coffees but she buys ten cannabis loolies and brings them home to oxford.
    a few days later her and her daughter ....seventy years iold ...and hubby ...my mates mumand dad ...are sitting suvking the lollies and giggling all about the second world war and habving a ball!
    my mate has never touched an illegal ...doesn't drink ....knows i do ...she is suffering shell shock.
    irt seems yparents never stip embarrsing their kids.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i hope you have an adventure NNM/

    .
    :crying: forgotten about me already?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    aclose friend of mine ...in her forties ...picked her gran up at heathrow a few weeks back.
    her gran is 92.
    week in amstrdam with a griopu of coffin dodgers.
    she has to see the red light district.
    #
    against all advice and carers control ...she goes.
    ;i want to see everything before i die' ...and off dhe marches.
    looks in the windows and mutters ...
    spots a cannabis cafe and straight in there ...the rest following.
    they only have coffees but she buys ten cannabis loolies and brings them home to oxford.
    a few days later her and her daughter ....seventy years iold ...and hubby ...my mates mumand dad ...are sitting suvking the lollies and giggling all about the second world war and habving a ball!
    my mate has never touched an illegal ...doesn't drink ....knows i do ...she is suffering shell shock.
    irt seems yparents never stip embarrsing their kids.

    Brilliant! Absolutley ace.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    He wasn't so little last night. ;(
    i wondered why he came to bed so late
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Leaving in 15 mins for France, so smell you later people :wave:


    P.S: Will see you tonight...
  • **helen****helen** Mod malarkist Posts: 9,235 Listening Ear
    Bye for now!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I will miss you SCC :crying:

    My 2inches will be lost without you. At least it got in some good work before NMM came home from his night with Teh_Gerbil :flirt:

    Have a good trip! :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have a good time :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    He wasn't so little last night. ;(

    there is a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I had to discuss with someone how many times he can *ahem* wank in a day in the pub last night! I dont want to here about more about anyones willy!

    Hope you two (SCC and NNM) have a good time!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    there is a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I had to discuss with someone how many times he can *ahem* wank in a day in the pub last night! I dont want to here about more about anyones willy!

    Hope you two (SCC and NNM) have a good time!

    Well I had bad ball cramp at one point yesterday, it hurt.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there is a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I had to discuss with someone how many times he can *ahem* wank in a day in the pub last night! I dont want to here about more about anyones willy!
    Why did you have to do that?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there is a thing as TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I had to discuss with someone how many times he can *ahem* wank in a day in the pub last night! I dont want to here about more about anyones willy!

    Hope you two (SCC and NNM) have a good time!
    We had a uni end-of-year party this week with our lecturers there and stuff (and drinks paid for by the lovely department) and one of the second year girls just realised that I'm in a long distance relationship and like one of her first questions was like "oh so do you masturbate like loads then?", it was very bizarre.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With your electric toothbrush? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    We had a uni end-of-year party this week with our lecturers there and stuff (and drinks paid for by the lovely department) and one of the second year girls just realised that I'm in a long distance relationship and like one of her first questions was like "oh so do you masturbate like loads then?", it was very bizarre.
    :sour:

    Strange girl that one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With your electric toothbrush? :p
    :yeees:

    Well I told her about my disappointing vibrator experiences and that I just can't get myself off especially not with something that makes me feel as if I'm shagging a leccy-toothbrush. You just can't beat a big throbbing cock.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't pull that face at me :p I was referring to the comment you made in the vibrators thread!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't pull that face at me :p I was referring to the comment you made in the vibrators thread!
    I know you were!

    The girl who asked me about it is always flirting with one of our lecturers (the young fit sexy one) and he ended up inviting himself back to hers "for a cup of tea"... I can't wait to here the gossip on that one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooh, scandalous!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I know you were!

    The girl who asked me about it is always flirting with one of our lecturers (the young fit sexy one) and he ended up inviting himself back to hers "for a cup of tea"... I can't wait to here the gossip on that one.
    :o

    Omg. Implied innuendos. Like when one my freinds said she went to one our lecturers offices, and he took her on the desk. (Not actually MEANING that, but heh.)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Why did you have to do that?

    Because hes my on/off/on/off boyfriend, and takes great delight in discussing his/our sex life at the most inappropiate moments when hes drunk. The worst time was in the casino rather loudly.
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Well I had bad ball cramp at one point yesterday, it hurt.
    :sour:
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