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How to tell you got seriously drunk

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Everyone add to the list of things that indicate you got shitfaced

I'll start.

1) I woke up still drunk this morning with my male housemate in my room asleep wearing my clothes and i had no trousers on and i dont remember anything that happened
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up on the floor half naked having no idea how you got there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2. When you remember vividly having tequila for the first time ever, but have no recollection of what it tastes like.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pissing on your mates spare room floor in the middle of the night
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not remembering a phone call where you tell your other half that you don't love them and you have cheated on them when infact none of that is true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not being able to find the tower in Blackpool. :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up from a seizure...
    smelling like vomit and having your trousers stained of it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Having to piece together evidence from the evening, such as stolen matches, tickets, and photos, to find out what happened or where you went.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you feel completely fine until about 5 o clock, when all of your bodily functions simultaneously fail and you collapse in a heap on the floor (or on a rollercoaster as happened to me in the afformentioned case).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unexplainable bruises!!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Phone numbers in your contacts list of people you're pretty sure you don't know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up (as my friend did) completely butt naked half on the bed half off wearing nothing but a sock on your member
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    please dear god tell me it wasnt raj
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up with a plastic dog that you dont own staring you in the face!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up to see your boyfriend asleep with a metal Post Office sign....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicx1811 wrote:
    Waking up to see your boyfriend asleep with a metal Post Office sign....

    The hussy!! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up with a lump on the back of your head where the toilet seat fell down an hit you while you we're being sick.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up with bruises all over your back from when you fell backwards into your mates bath whilst the bathroom light was switched off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up with piss in the ridges of the airbed you are crashing on round a mates house. Then realising you are sharing the airbed. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up in a completely diiferent town in a completely diefferent county in a house full of gypsy scallies that you've never met before but that know all there is to know about you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up in the abandoned college you broke into (not that i have ever done that!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    badboy4life wrote:
    pissing on your mates spare room floor in the middle of the night

    was that in cardiff? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up in the middle of the night and thinking a pile of clothes on my chair was in fact one of my flatmates watching me sleep. scared the hell out of me and ran out of the room (wearing quite little) to the amusement of my (sober) mates..
    then i realised that it wasnt him - just clothes :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up and getting flashbacks of being sat at the back of the bus, puking your guts up.

    Waking up to find your stomach is currently being pumped (that wasn't me!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up, tasting earth, smelling flowers, then realising you're actually lying in a flowerbed in the centre of town.

    Not my own experience I'll add, but a mate's! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Foxxy_Cymru wrote:
    Waking up with a lump on the back of your head

    Waking up with a lump in the back of your trousers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up to find 150 photos on your digital camera that you don't even remember taking out with you....or for that matter ,going out in the first place. then discovering that some of them are pics of you naked :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Unexplainable bruises!!
    :yes: and random scratches!!!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Finding a big pile of empty bottles and cans across the floor, not remember who drank them out of all of you, then arguing over who the hell turned on the playstation, at full volume, on Gran Turismo. And for that matter, who bought it down?

    And what happened after 10pm?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    :yes: and random scratches!!!
    Do a search for 'beer scooter' ;)
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