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Jack Johnson

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Just found out it's Jack Johnson's Birthday today (although only 25 mins left of it)!!!! He's 31 today so:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!

Looks good for his age I'd say.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasnt he a clone who ran for President of earth in Futurama against John Jackson?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmm, he is sexy as hell :heart:

    Hands Off!!

    Lol!

    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If he only he wasn't an utterly talentless twerp, eh?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    If he only he wasn't an utterly talentless twerp, eh?

    He's not that bad...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best thing about him is his singing and his songs - he's amazing not talentless
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    If he only he wasn't an utterly talentless twerp, eh?

    True.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that the twat who's whiny album is advertised on telly as being available at Tescos? What a cunt.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    If he only he wasn't an utterly talentless twerp, eh?

    I wouldnt say completley talentless, however thats if you compare him to James 'iv got the most hitable face in the world' Blunt. Ok for background music but other than that its just like every other bit of wet drivel thats trying to be cool and failing miserably!

    Rant over :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Twat. Can't sing. Can't play guitar. Can't write songs. Hence he's famous.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like Jack Johnson. I'm easily pleased :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's awful. And didn't he mime his performance at a recent event? It was the brit awards, or something...

    Everyone at my school adores that kinda surfy mellow tripe :no:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what a sad world we live in
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er, never heard of him...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i like him. and i wouldn't say he was talentless. he's also a filmmaker and used to be a pro surfer, so i'd say he's got a wee bit of nouse.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aww i like him! his albums really good for just relaxing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jack Johnson is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    he's made some fantastic surf films, he a superb surfer, and his songs although basic in guitar skill the songs sound brilliant and live he was fantastic! :p
    not knock a legend
    filthychav, thunderstruck and blagsta, how many films and albums have you released? can u surf?
    talentless my arse!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    50 films, 15 albums and yes I won the 1990 surfing championship. Jack Johnson is a whiney cunt playing music for other whiney cunts.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he is still allowed to express himself and if i want to spend my hard earned money buying his albums i can.
    variety is the spice of life
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What an odd thing to say. :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Boring as hell, only heard a couple of his songs on the radio but they were boring as hell.

    I haven't heard his whole album, but I'd imagine it wouldn't be massively different from the singles which were, IMO, boring as hell.

    So, in conclusion - boring as hell.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol i like jack johnson, find his music very relaxing, nice background music if you know what i mean........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, I like too. Inoffensive, mellow and even a bit bluesy.

    I wouldn't exactly describe myself as a "whiny cunt" either.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jack JOhnson, like James Blunt and Dido, do singer-songwriter music by numbers, with no soul, passion or talent. Saccharine music for saccharine people.

    When people like Seth Lakeman and Tom McRae don't get a look in because of these cunts, you know that the world has genuinely gone mad.

    I think Blagsta's assessment is about right.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jack Johnson is no Jeff Buckley, Dido is no Regina Spektor.

    Guilty pleasure maybe but I am into proper music - small gigs, dank clubs, 4 quid on the door, watered down beer, graffiti on the walls etc. etc

    I'm not deleting the albums from my iPod though.

    (notetoself - Better not start a thread on the Dirty Pretty Things album)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jack johnson is no jeff buckley agreed but hes not the same as James blunt,
    jack johnson is a proactive supporter or the environment instead of james blunt psuedo-poltical ramblings because war influenced his song about a beautiful woman. :banghead:
    jack johnson is part of 'one percent of the planet' so some of his profits from bushfire records (the record label he help set).
    so hes a nice guy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can't stand Jeff Buckley either, fucking whiney git.

    But I like Neil Young, so some whiney gits are alright.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    (notetoself - Better not start a thread on the Dirty Pretty Things album)

    I thought about that, then thought better of it.. :p

    I wasn't too disapointed though! Seeing them 3 times next week! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jack johnson is no jeff buckley agreed but hes not the same as James blunt,
    jack johnson is a proactive supporter or the environment instead of james blunt psuedo-poltical ramblings because war influenced his song about a beautiful woman. :banghead:
    jack johnson is part of 'one percent of the planet' so some of his profits from bushfire records (the record label he help set).
    so hes a nice guy.

    What the fuck has "nice" got to do with anything? He could be the most charitable, socially conscious guy in the world and it still wouldn't change the fact that he and his music and (as Bri said) boring as hell. I loathe James Blunt, but that opinion wasn't influenced by any charitable works he does or doesn't do so neither should it influence my opinion of Jack Johnson. Oh, but while we're on the topic - far greater singer songwriters than JJ do charitable work and are immensely socially aware, and largely on the down low, too ;)

    I don't think there's any soul to his music, I can't believe I'm actually commenting on him because his music is far too inconsequential to merit it.

    But yeah, diff'rent strokes and all that.

    Oh, and subject13, the Futurama candidates are always the first thing that pops into my head at the mention of Jack Johnson. They're about as wishy-washy as the man himself :razz:
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