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mmmm I'm having.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
An M&S fudge bar and its making me think of a HOLE manner of things lol......what food have u used whilst getting naughty??
edited to say: or what food makes you think of naughty thinga when u eat it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A choc dildo has got to be the worst idea...ever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are they that good?
    *hops off to M&S*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've used all manner of foodstuffs in the past. Mars bars and wispa's being my favs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    are they that good?
    *hops off to M&S*
    scrummy! all the fudge is whipped up!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Pendari Champion wrote:
    A choc dildo has got to be the worst idea...ever
    lol agreed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be honest, I dont really get horny eating food. Am I weird?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Pendari Champion wrote:
    To be honest, I dont really get horny eating food. Am I weird?
    no. I reckon it's me......or just this particular fudge....its fucking lush!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crunchie bar straight from the fridge.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cucumber (whole) or bananas
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chupa chups. And freeze pops.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually I just remembered.

    Whenever I buy courgettes, I do think what it would be like to be a woman let loose with one of those :B
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    are they that good?
    *hops off to M&S*
    Have you hurt your foot?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    no. I reckon it's me......or just this particular fudge....its fucking lush!

    Are they those 'vanilla fudge bars', if so then yes they are!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nash wrote:
    Are they those 'vanilla fudge bars', if so then yes they are!

    Not that keen on fudge, it reminds me of toffee that gone off, thats all I can think of when I'm eating it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everytime I have a Mini Milk, I can't help but wonder...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nash wrote:
    Are they those 'vanilla fudge bars', if so then yes they are!
    Yup!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote:
    Everytime I have a Mini Milk, I can't help but wonder...

    :lol: :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote:
    Everytime I have a Mini Milk, I can't help but wonder...

    It's gorgeous hot in Aberdeen at the moment and I just bought a multi-pack of mini-milks. :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    It's gorgeous hot in Aberdeen at the moment and I just bought a multi-pack of mini-milks. :naughty:

    Oh really...? Will they have melted by the time I travel up from Edinburgh?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote:
    Oh really...? Will they have melted by the time I travel up from Edinburgh?!

    I've stored them in our office fridge/freezer so ready when you are :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmmm I love mini milks, they are lush to the max....im gona get one...vailla all the way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    I've stored them in our office fridge/freezer so ready when you are :p

    Hmm... I've just considered that the local shops also sell Mini Milks... and they're much much closer... But if your ones are free, I'll be up in a good few hours! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmm, packing fudge (bars).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be brutally honest, you could take any ordinary item of food, and an M&S advert would turn it into something so sensual, even your parents would start having sex again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can get 100% chocolate bras for about £50. Hmmm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    £50 for a dirty sticky mess that might make sex that little bit more unenjoyable

    be easier just to boil/melt some chocolate and paint it on her with a paintbrush
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    be easier just to boil/melt some chocolate and paint it on her with a paintbrush
    First degree burns. Always a turn on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    £50 for a dirty sticky mess that might make sex that little bit more unenjoyable

    be easier just to boil/melt some chocolate and paint it on her with a paintbrush

    Or get an edible bra from anne summers for 6 quid. Its cute AND fun! :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    First degree burns. Always a turn on.

    well its got to be better than dripping candle wax over her, at least the guy gets something nice to lick off afterwards
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    well its got to be better than dripping candle wax over her, at least the guy gets something nice to lick off afterwards
    Never ate hot candlewax? You haven't lived...
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