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Cock Blocking
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The message below is from another message board. It’s funny but also seems quite familiar. Basically the guy is hitting on the attractive one in the group (and is doing well) but the others keep trying to interfere or distract preventing previously stated hitting on.
Why do the not so attractive girls ‘cock block’. Is it because they are getting no attention?
You have just had an encounter with that species, the Elephantine Cock Blocker (Pachydermus Haltus Dickus, or PHD).
Usually, they cluster together in groups of 3 or 4, only one of which is of a different species, most often the Babus Maximus.
The small group of PHDs - often referred to as a babble - will hover around Babus Maximus and make it their business to fend off any males of the species that are intent on a mating display.
This phalanx of PHDs has little useful purpose, though they have been known to be excellent producers of methane.
Some males of the species have developed a process to bypass the babble of PHDs, but often it ends up being a suicide mission for one of the males.
When a group of males - a horn - enters an area where there is a Babus Maximus being attended to by a babble of PHDs, the process involves one of the males to distract the PHDs to allow one of more of the remaining males to initiate a mating display. Most often this distraction process involves such delicacies as donuts, twinkies or other foods not found in nature.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Much is left up to the Babus Maximus on choosing her mate, and commonly she will leave, her PHDs in tow, without one.
However, when it does work, one of the males will accompany Babus Maximus to a local private area. What happens during the ensuing hours remains a mystery.
Meanwhile, the babble of jelly-and-icing-sugar-smeared PHDs continue to be distracted, but if one of them raises her head above the trough and notices that they have abandoned their Babus Maximus, it is strongly suggested that the males in attendance beat a hasty retreat.
Few things are more dangerous than a sugar-high PHD in a flying rage.
Any thoughts?
Why do the not so attractive girls ‘cock block’. Is it because they are getting no attention?
You have just had an encounter with that species, the Elephantine Cock Blocker (Pachydermus Haltus Dickus, or PHD).
Usually, they cluster together in groups of 3 or 4, only one of which is of a different species, most often the Babus Maximus.
The small group of PHDs - often referred to as a babble - will hover around Babus Maximus and make it their business to fend off any males of the species that are intent on a mating display.
This phalanx of PHDs has little useful purpose, though they have been known to be excellent producers of methane.
Some males of the species have developed a process to bypass the babble of PHDs, but often it ends up being a suicide mission for one of the males.
When a group of males - a horn - enters an area where there is a Babus Maximus being attended to by a babble of PHDs, the process involves one of the males to distract the PHDs to allow one of more of the remaining males to initiate a mating display. Most often this distraction process involves such delicacies as donuts, twinkies or other foods not found in nature.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Much is left up to the Babus Maximus on choosing her mate, and commonly she will leave, her PHDs in tow, without one.
However, when it does work, one of the males will accompany Babus Maximus to a local private area. What happens during the ensuing hours remains a mystery.
Meanwhile, the babble of jelly-and-icing-sugar-smeared PHDs continue to be distracted, but if one of them raises her head above the trough and notices that they have abandoned their Babus Maximus, it is strongly suggested that the males in attendance beat a hasty retreat.
Few things are more dangerous than a sugar-high PHD in a flying rage.
Any thoughts?
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I actually hate attention off men in clubs.
Although that would ruin the fun sometimes!
no it wouldnt, i only ever attract wierdos or OAPs!
I'm sure thats not true...one of mates always seems to attract men with missing teeth for some reason.
Me too :grump: - almost without exception - and they're extreme weirdos as well, which is pretty worrying... my friends tend to stand on the sidelines chuckling.
I can't say I've noticed this "cock blocking" phenomenon, but I'll keep my eyes open in the future.
As a fellow sufferer, I'd cockblock you from the wierdos :cool:
My friends laugh too