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Nominate 'post of the week'

**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
Time to blast bong from the community homepage - well unless someone else nominates a winning post from him :p

So show us your favourite pearls of wisdom/funny/entertaining posts here and Dr Pirate - feel free to actually nominate a specific post of yours this week rather than just anything you've ever posted!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there were some lines from that sex doll thread that were really funny... that guy is a legend :D (He is clearly making it all up), but i dunno how appropriate it'd be as post of the week lol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well if noone nominate anyone, I will nominate myself then :p

    For that one
    The best is to have some hair stuck on your vibro so you can use it as a vibrating toothbrush and have a nice smile guarantee...

    It's gross I know...

    or

    that one
    I want to get stuffed erect and be put as a statue sitting on a bench in a women jail
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name:

    "I want to be cremated and my ashes thrown in the eyes of those I don't much like."

    From here.


    I'm not going to nominate myself again. Though I clearly should :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    my_name:

    "I want to be cremated and my ashes thrown in the eyes of those I don't much like."

    From here.


    I'm not going to nominate myself again. Though I clearly should :o

    Yes you should, you do some pretty good all the time... better than mines imo...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No one really nominated anything did they?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    LacyMay wrote:
    No one really nominated anything did they?
    Crap posts thats why :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Babyshambler forr

    'Violette did a big poo this morning;

    link! click
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what do you mean bad posts, thats what we have every week, just some weeks it seems some of us find that hidden sense of humour
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Myself for this:
    Me wrote:
    You're all perverts who can't function normally in society so look to the internet to facilitate your sick, twisted selves.

    :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay

    This is Doofay giving some good, sensitive advise (i.e. him not being a twat):

    As others have said, take more time next time....

    I've found that with tighter girls, using each finger in seperately before using both causes less pain than getting over-excited and just going for it, as there is much less friction due to the extra lubrication.


    From here
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    This is Doofay giving some good, sensitive advise (i.e. him not being a twat):

    As others have said, take more time next time....

    I've found that with tighter girls, using each finger in seperately before using both causes less pain than getting over-excited and just going for it, as there is much less friction due to the extra lubrication.


    From here

    This is me showing that i also know how to use flashy features like underlining.

    Seriously, get off my case. Although thanks for the sensitive comment.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    This is me showing that i also know how to use flashy features like underlining.

    Seriously, get off my case. Although thanks for the sensitive comment.
    I know. I also have learnt about colour and different fonts . All this I learnt only last night. I must now demonstrate my newly learned skills as much as possible. Okay.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I know. I also have learnt about colour and different fonts . All this I learnt only last night. I must now demonstrate my newly learned skills as much as possible. Okay.

    Have you learnt about size?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Have you learnt about size?
    :yes:

    That was about two or three weeks ago.

    And I can do BOLD and italics too :yes:

    I still can't believe it took me until yesterday to understand how newbies can write their entire posts in pink!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Have you learnt about size?


    Or even THIS size?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    :yes:

    That was about two or three weeks ago.

    And I can do BOLD and italics too :yes:

    I still can't believe it took me until yesterday to understand how newbies can write their entire posts in pink!

    I am truely impressed. Keep up the good work :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I am truely impressed. Keep up the good work :)
    Ha ha. That actually did make me laugh out loud!

    I'm quite thick with technology.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Ha ha. That actually did make me laugh out loud!

    I'm quite thick with technology.
    It's cos you're a woman :p

    Your quote put a big line through your post. Haha :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    It's cos you're a woman :p
    Possibly true :yes:

    I don't understand what you mean about the line?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Possibly true :yes:

    I don't understand what you mean about the line?
    Its disappeared now. There was a pink line below the :) in my post you quoted ended up in the middle of your post.

    Never mind :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I laughed when briggi said "That's interesting. I like my coffee like my men too: cold, weak and bitter "
    In the thread about how do you drink your brew
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I laughed when briggi said "That's interesting. I like my coffee like my men too: cold, weak and bitter "
    In the thread about how do you drink your brew

    Yes seconded.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I laughed when briggi said "That's interesting. I like my coffee like my men too: cold, weak and bitter "
    In the thread about how do you drink your brew

    Oh thats a good one
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote:
    Time to blast bong from the community homepage - well unless someone else nominates a winning post from him :p

    Wasn't I supposed to win something? People kept telling me there was a wristband, but I never got offered one.
  • **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    bongbudda wrote:
    Wasn't I supposed to win something? People kept telling me there was a wristband, but I never got offered one.

    Deepest apologies Bong - PM me your address and I'll send you one ;) Who nominated you again? Oh yeah KHSS - I have to think of something new to send her since she seems to be a bit good at this nominating post of the week business.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never got anything when I won potw. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You don't have to send me anything :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote:
    Deepest apologies Bong - PM me your address and I'll send you one ;) Who nominated you again? Oh yeah KHSS - I have to think of something new to send her since she seems to be a bit good at this nominating post of the week business.
    You could send her one of Jim's old socks... she likes socks apparently.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Only if it's washed first :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You don't have to send me anything :blush:


    Oh oh, send it to me, I've always wanted something :(
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