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Nominate 'post of the week'
**helen**
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Time to blast bong from the community homepage - well unless someone else nominates a winning post from him
So show us your favourite pearls of wisdom/funny/entertaining posts here and Dr Pirate - feel free to actually nominate a specific post of yours this week rather than just anything you've ever posted!
So show us your favourite pearls of wisdom/funny/entertaining posts here and Dr Pirate - feel free to actually nominate a specific post of yours this week rather than just anything you've ever posted!
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For that one
It's gross I know...
or
that one
"I want to be cremated and my ashes thrown in the eyes of those I don't much like."
From here.
I'm not going to nominate myself again. Though I clearly should
Yes you should, you do some pretty good all the time... better than mines imo...
'Violette did a big poo this morning;
link! click
This is Doofay giving some good, sensitive advise (i.e. him not being a twat):
As others have said, take more time next time....
I've found that with tighter girls, using each finger in seperately before using both causes less pain than getting over-excited and just going for it, as there is much less friction due to the extra lubrication.
From here
This is me showing that i also know how to use flashy features like underlining.
Seriously, get off my case. Although thanks for the sensitive comment.
Have you learnt about size?
That was about two or three weeks ago.
And I can do BOLD and italics too :yes:
I still can't believe it took me until yesterday to understand how newbies can write their entire posts in pink!
Or even THIS size?
I am truely impressed. Keep up the good work
I'm quite thick with technology.
Your quote put a big line through your post. Haha
I don't understand what you mean about the line?
Never mind
In the thread about how do you drink your brew
Yes seconded.
Oh thats a good one
Wasn't I supposed to win something? People kept telling me there was a wristband, but I never got offered one.
Deepest apologies Bong - PM me your address and I'll send you one Who nominated you again? Oh yeah KHSS - I have to think of something new to send her since she seems to be a bit good at this nominating post of the week business.
Oh oh, send it to me, I've always wanted something