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Bloody coconut trees

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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RIP Keith Richards :(
rumourmill is a grinding

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eh? Thought he was in hospital?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    He sat under a coconut tree and a coconut fell on his head?

    Sorry for the humour... I have no idea who that is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's died? oh no :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think He's dead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No don't think he is dead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    I don't think He's dead.
    This is a different argument entirely - is there any evidence to suggest that He was alive in the first place? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    He sat under a coconut tree and a coconut fell on his head?

    Sorry for the humour... I have no idea who that is.
    he's in the worlds most famous rock band and in his spare time he runs a country called libya ...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just checked ...he's still breathing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Which one?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    morrocan roll wrote:
    just checked ...he's still breathing.
    Are you a nurse at the hopsital?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Which one?
    my connections don't go as far as embassies!
    look its one and the same guy i tell yas.
    colonel keef ...is realy gadaffi richards.
    listen to what they say ...i smoke weed ...i take lsd ...i shag groupies.
    have you seen the colonels personal bodygaurd ...they g0 everywhere with him ...machine gun toting babes in mini skirts ...if that aint rock and roll i don't know what is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    This is a different argument entirely - is there any evidence to suggest that He was alive in the first place? :chin:

    I just drenched my keyboard in coffee thanks to that comment... expect the bill in the post :lol::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i bought some bounty chocolate bars today, quite a few infact, cause they was on special offer

    now talk to me about bloody coconut trees you gits
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    He sat under a coconut tree and a coconut fell on his head?
    Seriously, what do coconuts got to do with him being in the hospital?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    Seriously, what do coconuts got to do with him being in the hospital?


    He fell out of a coconut tree.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Infinite wrote:
    He fell out of a coconut tree.
    :eek2: Wow...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    :eek2: Wow...
    He decided to climb it. He didn't do too well.

    And he can't be dead :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    He decided to climb it. He didn't do too well.

    And he can't be dead :(
    he a9int dead ok!

    and when your in your sixties ...what the hell else can you do when your high but climb trees?
    beats climbing the wall ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm pretty sure he's alive and well and still in Auckland hospital...or recovering in Auckland somewhere.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry briggi :blush:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God bless his rock-and-rolling-groupie-shagging heart! Fingers crossed for the keefmeister
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    This is a different argument entirely - is there any evidence to suggest that He was alive in the first place? :chin:

    Well, I've just had a chat with God via the waste time forum, and he assures me that "No I am alive. No I was not."

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i told a work mate about this thread and he nearly cried...its not true tho.
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