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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    JamesZero wrote:
    Yeah I heard about that!

    Funny as fuck what some people can get away with!
    Someone (in the US of course) sued a store because she tripped on a kid who was running around inside and fell. She won. The kid was her son.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    Someone (in the US of course) sued a store because she tripped on a kid who was running around inside and fell. She won. The kid was her son.
    Yep heard that one too.

    Does that mean I can sue thesite if I fail my degree because it was such a distraction? :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    my_name wrote:
    Forgive me I dont know my way around a kitchen. Is it like the circly things on top?

    Edit stupid tripod

    10/10.

    Now go put your skillet on it and cook me some Bacon!

    On second thoughts... American bacon sucks. Let me post you some good bacon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Yep heard that one too.

    Does that mean I can sue thesite if I fail my degree because it was such a distraction? :p

    I think you have something there...

    I might "lose my job" through being on thesite too much... then sue!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    10/10.

    Now go put your skillet on it and cook me some Bacon!

    On second thoughts... American bacon sucks. Let me post you some good bacon.

    Bacon in the microwave! In the microwave bacon thing so you don't have to cook it in its own fatty grease and it just drips off into the grease holder. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Bacon in the microwave!

    Thats wrong.... on so many levels!!

    Bacon frying in its own juice is beautiful!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    Thats wrong.... on so many levels!!

    Bacon frying in its own juice is beautiful!
    In the frying pan, where it's meant to be! (or under the grill of course...)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "10 Vodka Shots for £10"
    Vodka Revolutions encourages sensible drinking

    Erm... the fuck you do! "Here, have 10 shots of vodka. But be careful now." :no:

    That was at a bar in Bath on a very drunken toga-wearing pub crawl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about microwave sausages, what an invention
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dinted wrote:
    how about microwave sausages, what an invention

    Microwave sausages may only be used if you are VERY short on time... apart from that... there should be some sort of law on eating penis shaped rubber!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    JamesZero wrote:
    Microwave sausages may only be used if you are VERY short on time... apart from that... there should be some sort of law on eating penis shaped rubber!
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I quite enjoyed the part of the programme braniac on sky one where they did stuff that it didnt say not to do in the manual... like putting dynamite in a microwave, or nitroglycerene in a tumble drier :thumb:

    oh, as for stupid warnings, my lab superviser told me not to put electrodes (200v across them) in my eyes...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Those warnings about peanuts and milk are there because legally, you can sue the company if you're allergic to these products and they haven't warned you. Silly I know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Those warnings about peanuts and milk are there because legally, you can sue the company if you're allergic to these products and they haven't warned you. Silly I know.

    That's pathetic. Surely you wouldn't even think about buying stuff like that if you KNOW you're allergic to them and therefore can't have them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofie wrote:
    That's pathetic. Surely you wouldn't even think about buying stuff like that if you KNOW you're allergic to them and therefore can't have them.

    Well the thing is those days you can have stuff that taste like peanuts and milk ands not be made from peanuts and milk, artificial flavors...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofie wrote:
    That's pathetic. Surely you wouldn't even think about buying stuff like that if you KNOW you're allergic to them and therefore can't have them.

    Yes, but even though it says "Semi-Skimmed MILK" on the carton, looks like milk, smells like milk, tastes like milk, it's actually flavoured white water. And don't get me started on what peanuts are really made of.

    Some people are v. stupid. Lets face it, you should realise that the bag contains nuts from the name before you are close enough to look for the "may contain nuts" on a bag of peanuts. :rolleyes:

    One of these days I bet I cock up and eat something containing cheese after saying all this. :rolleyes:
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