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Stupid warnings
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What stupid warnings have you seen? Not google search stupid warnings and post and laugh, but ones you have actually seen.
To start off, I have a hair straightner that said not to use while sleeping.
And the frozen pizza I get tells you not to eat pizza frozen.
To start off, I have a hair straightner that said not to use while sleeping.
And the frozen pizza I get tells you not to eat pizza frozen.
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the dry roasted stuff is mighty tasty tho
im a right minger tho. im always licking my finger and sticking it in the empty bag so the dust stickjs to it. Same with pickled onion discos
im the same. haha
its quality. almost as good as getting a solid chocolate kit kat finger
We bunged it in the fridge anyway. Meh.
And of course... "Do not drink before using heavy machinery" on beer is always fun!
But some of the companies are forced to do it... you will always get the one idiot who eats a pack of penuts and then trys to sue KP because he is alergic to penuts!
It does make me laugh that we live in a world like this now days... like people trying to sue McDonalds, saying that its there fault they are fat! Why dont you just stop eating McDonalds you twat!! You know its bad for you!
Because people these days want it all.
Plus it's a chance for a quick buck, no?
TBH. If you are that stupid you don't gather these things you should be allowed to cock up. So other idiots learn from your stupidity.
Peanuts. WARNING: Might contain Peanuts.
If you are too stupid to realise that, or that Ciggies will kill you, or that jumping into a Volcano MIGHT not be a good idea, fuck you.
...on a packet of fags you've just bought.
haha, thats exactly what it says on the pack of fags in front of me! There are some other funny ones, but I cant remeber them off hand.
I saw that one on childrens under 12 medicine too.
Not the same kind of warning, but I've seen a sign on a square (far from where I live) that says "Do not throw sea on the square."
how random :x
I remember hearing about this one a few years back...
if you think hot coffee is a good lawsuit my favorite part being why her husband is also suing
*Cries* I dread to think what you CRAAAZY Americans call it.
Think of the Cooker. That flat bit with rings on and shit you put your Skillets and Saucepans on.
Skillets. Fucking odd people.
Edit stupid tripod
Yeah I heard about that!
Funny as fuck what some people can get away with!