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god i love affleck, i'd change my sexual orientation for that fella
Everyone shouts that at him. I came up with a better more unique one for him if i ever saw him. But i forgot what it is now
But Affleck rules in everything...even the shark in Jaws 5!
That film took the piss out of Matt Damon. Was Affleck even mentioned in it?
South park did an episode where Affleck found out his parents were two people who had giant asses for heads.
"I missed you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I missed you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot, girl, and
Now, now you've gone away... and all I'm trying to say, is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school (school school).
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part (part part).
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
Pearl Harbor sucked...
Just a little bit more than I miss you..."
and
Great! Jay and Silent Bob are back! :hyper:
More importantly - Dante and Randal are back!