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Doctors taking the mick
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Right how long does it take to fill 5 pages of a god damn form in ... story is, before I can get any further with my army application I need this gay medical form filling in, took me about 5 minutes at most to fill my 5 page section in wasnt hard at all, now the second half has to be filled in by a doctor. Sounds easy enough so off I wander to doctors and me thinking oh it took me 5 minutes to do instead of just leaving it at reception I'll go open surgery and give it doctor to wizz through, after waiting an hour I finally get to see the doctor who tells me to give it reception :grump:
not happy but whatever gives in reception and said ring me when ready. A week later I (yes I not them) rings to see whats happening, oh not ready yet. So next day I went down and they still werent done and then I went down again a few days later and just got ear ache of receptionist explaining how the doctors are busy blah blah blah and it takes 7-14 days ... we were on the 14th day.
Anyway we managed to get to a compromise where they said it'll be ready for the Tuesday (today) so I sorted stuff with the army about getting it all sorted and what have ya. Just got off the phone and there still not fooking ready , retarded I tell you , gona stick there god damn pHd up there arses when I go down in a minute, even though there not ready I'm just gona go give them ear ache because I'm fed up :mad:
Doctor gets 65 pound for doing the form aswell, eee just annoyed because it's my career there stopping me from starting and I can't get a job on civvy street now so far into my application silly doctors.
anyway rant over
not happy but whatever gives in reception and said ring me when ready. A week later I (yes I not them) rings to see whats happening, oh not ready yet. So next day I went down and they still werent done and then I went down again a few days later and just got ear ache of receptionist explaining how the doctors are busy blah blah blah and it takes 7-14 days ... we were on the 14th day.
Anyway we managed to get to a compromise where they said it'll be ready for the Tuesday (today) so I sorted stuff with the army about getting it all sorted and what have ya. Just got off the phone and there still not fooking ready , retarded I tell you , gona stick there god damn pHd up there arses when I go down in a minute, even though there not ready I'm just gona go give them ear ache because I'm fed up :mad:
Doctor gets 65 pound for doing the form aswell, eee just annoyed because it's my career there stopping me from starting and I can't get a job on civvy street now so far into my application silly doctors.
anyway rant over
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FYI: Most "doctors" don't have a doctorate.
Also get used to the difference between civilian and military differences!
Apparently I could have a chance of being offered a job as an officer because I got a good score on all my early tests, can't wait to get in though.