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Taliban Funnies
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Taliban Q & A"
Q:Why does Osama always carry a rock in
his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom
boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those
Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban
and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
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Q:Why does Osama always carry a rock in
his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom
boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those
Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban
and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Diesel
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Diesel
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very good, where do you get all these pictures from???
Some are pretty funny...and we need humor during times such as these.
Diesel
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Diesel
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(Don't take offence).
And you screamed at Baldog in his other topic about christians because he mentioned western soldiers going on a similar killing spree of muslims.
Baldog's jokes are ok because they see the Taliban at the butt end of them. Yours however are in very bad taste.
My 'joke' was not meant to evoke a humourous responce, but to show the insensitivity of any jokes on the subject. A joke from an opposite view are considered "bad taste", that just shows that the topic is offensive.
To say that jokes about the Taliban are fine, it just shows how pathetic you are. Grow up and stop being so egocentric. The punch-lines mentioning bombs and fighter jets are those responsible for the accidental bombing of innocent children. Fucking funny! The fact that people that aren't the Taliban are starving and living in rubble... thats acceptable and funny is it?
Bad taste? Think about it and FU*K OFF! This is so insensitive it's made me quite mad.
Kirk, u appear to always try and play devil's advocate, and invariably fail spectactularly. it's almost funny, except it's so damn pitiful.
u often have something intelligent and pointed to say, but i feel u go about it in a way that an over-agressive 8 year old boy would find easy to relate to, but we here who frequent these boards prefer a slightly more diplomatic and calm method of communication.
to simplify: stop being so agressive and start writing more intelligent stuff that i know is up there, cos occaisionally u let it show thru.
If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
Thank-you for explaining yourself, it is appreciated. In future I will take your advice into consideration. I am rather a heated arguer and naturally aggressive, I appologise for upsetting the tone of the politics forum. Forgive me.
If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now