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whats the best way to wake someone up...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
doesn't have to be nice for the person your waking up though.

but theres still the old fashioned lovely breakfast wake up.
or snuggle up and give them a hug.

or throwing a bucket of water
or burning some toast and then telling them that the house is on fire and they have to get out....

whats the best way you have woken someone up or been woken up...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If it's your partner nothing beats going under cover...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blowjob... best of all...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    has anyone put someones hand in jelly?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    A quick slap in the mui!
    Weekender Offender 
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    I would bring them a cup of tea, open the curtains and then put something quite loud on, like the teevee or music.

    Either that, or a cooked breakfast in bed. They have to wake up and eat it otherwise it looks like a diss as it gets all cold. At least, that is what I tell them!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thing going down on someone and then breakfast in bed is the perfect way of waking someone up!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shove them, say "its time to get up". Don't stop until they get out of bed.

    It works for me 5 days a week.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Setting the firealarm off in halls was always the best way of waking someone up. Nothing like a loud siren going off above your bed to wake you up :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bacon sandwich
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Kick them repeatedly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spit on their face or kick them in the fanny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wheresmyplacebo wrote:
    bacon sandwich

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Leave them asleep. It is less hassle that way. I normally just shake the person a LOT to wake thm up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A bit of action does the job
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best way to wake someone up?

    Have you never seen Jackass!? :D

    I quite like the " Run into room and jump on said person " option :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best way to wake up is when you naturally get up at 7am thinking its a weekday, only to suddenely remember its the weekend, i do that often
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do a riverdance on their face...always works!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Do a riverdance on their face...always works!

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You paint your hand green, sellotape cucumbers onto it to like like over sized fingers. You then gently open the door and extend your arm until the green hand is visible from the bed.

    You then get someone to run past their window shouting "The martians are coming, the martians are coming!" loud enough to make them stir and sit up.

    Have a camera handy, you won't want to forget the look on their face.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Shove them, say "its time to get up". Don't stop until they get out of bed.

    It works for me 5 days a week.
    :lol: :thumb:

    That is what wakes me up for college.

    Opening the curtains is just EVIL though. Never do it to someone. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when my housemate refuses to get up at a reasonable hour i like to whack phantom of the opera or les miserables on the stereo at full volume with the door wide open.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    always wondered how nice it would be to wake up to a blowjob
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    always wondered how nice it would be to wake up to a blowjob

    I dunno, I think waking up with a cock in my mouth would be pretty horrifying :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    I dunno, I think waking up with a cock in my mouth would be pretty horrifying :o

    i was thinking more along the lines of mine in a ladys mouth
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    i was thinking more along the lines of mine in a ladys mouth
    eeww,bit cheesy..... :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my girlfriend shakes me awake :( and then when i fall back to sleep she does it again, and just keeps shaking me until i stay awake.

    but a kiss seems to do the trick quite nicely i've found :) or if you're in a less generous mood, get something cold and put it on their back. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poke them. Lots. Either in the ribs or on the cheek.

    I may have to try the giving-a-blowjob one at some point. Especially if he's still snoring when I wake up :yeees:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    I may have to try the giving-a-blowjob one at some point. Especially if he's still snoring when I wake up :yeees:.

    My ex never complained about it, let's put it that way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If he enjoys it when he knows it's coming, I KNOW he'll enjoy it if it's a surprise ;p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The nicest way is sex or bacon butty.

    The most effective way is a combination of kicking, prodding, and tickling.
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