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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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It was a normal Friday morning, when suddenly a fish....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    saw a little tasty pink worm...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    and said "I thought you were supposed to be a truck driver".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pink worm looked at the fish with some unease....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    migpilot wrote:
    Pink worm looked at the fish with some unease....
    and said"wtf are you on about?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The fish replied "L.S.D... want some?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Nah" said the pink worm and moved towards the road to grab a rabbit...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    The fish replied "L.S.D... want some?"
    "naa,i preffer magic mushrooms",said the worm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bugger
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    migpilot wrote:
    "Nah" said the pink worm and moved towards the road to grab a rabbit...

    the rabbit looked at the pink worm and said "would you like a peanut?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    the rabbit looked at the pink worm and said "would you like a peanut?"

    The worm replied" Turn around and I'll make you feel my peanut..."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    The worm replied" Turn around and I'll make you feel my peanut..."

    the rabbit then pulled out a hammer...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    the rabbit then pulled out a hammer...

    and say use that it is much bigger...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and with that the worm was splattered as the rabbit chanted over and over again 'i sacrafice you in the name of...'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The easter bunny! And then.. as if by magic..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a snail appears and starts to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...read a verse from the Bible while scratching his....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    really long tail cos it was really itchy due to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...too much exposure to H2S earlier that evening in...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cardboard box his mother uses for
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    entertaining the wide variety of visitors she used to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    share knickers with for some sort of...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    weird smelly fetish but that do...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ....suddenly a flash came down from the sky bringing a cheeseburger down to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    migpilot wrote:
    ....suddenly a flash came down from the sky bringing a cheeseburger down to...

    come to life and work as a large....
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    alien emporium called
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    alien emporium called

    whatsisface, not only that but he earned alot of money and owned (much to the surprise of his work colleagues) a...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...brothel employing a giraffe and 2 elephants who would...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    juggle oranges and do tricks for the amusement of the 'visitors'... Then the cheeseburger came towards the snail menacingly and..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    asked if he had any brothers or sisters
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