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Embarresement factor 1,000,000

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Just got of the phone with Mrs Ninja and thought I'd share this with you all.

This morning mini-ninj comes down stairs (He's 8 btw)

Mini-Ninj : "Mum whats a fa-jin-ah. V-A-G-I-N-A"
Mum : "Erm.....eh....Well you know how you have a willy."
Mini: "Yeah"
Mum: "Well girls don't have willies they have vaginas"
Mini: "Oh. OK. I was just reading in my body book that you have healthy bacteria up there. Did you know that?"
Mum: "Erm. No. Thanks. Erm...... do you want Weetabix or Sugar Puffs for your breakfast".

:lol:

What embaressing conversations have you had lately?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awww :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mini-Ninj is a legend. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was doing a quote for an old woman and because I wasn't paying attention I took her marital status down as married when she actually said widowed, and I asked her later on if her husband would drive the car too.

    :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive been known to say orgasm instead of organism on quite a few occasions - to tutors, other ppl and parents!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I too have fallen on my arse... Twas on slippery leaves on the pavement near a big bus stop, slipped and my shopping which included a load of beer made a huge noise, just as 2 very attractive ladies walked past, asking if I'm ok :blush: do'h!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    I too have fallen on my arse... Twas on slippery leaves on the pavement near a big bus stop, slipped and my shopping which included a load of beer made a huge noise, just as 2 very attractive ladies walked past, asking if I'm ok :blush: do'h!
    You should have done the poor invalid thing. Silly boy! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    I was just reading in my body book that you have healthy bacteria up there. Did you know that?"

    At least he didn't say she had a Gerbil called Lemmiwinks up there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I fell over on a mopped floor at work. Twice in the same day.

    FUCK YEH :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    America...
    Franki wrote:
    FUCK YEH :p.
    Couldn't resist! Been watching it this am.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    damn kids with there questions.... soon they will know too much. :impissed:




    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote:
    America... Couldn't resist! Been watching it this am.
    class film!

    everybody's got aids!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    Just got of the phone with Mrs Ninja and thought I'd share this with you all.

    This morning mini-ninj comes down stairs (He's 8 btw)

    Mini-Ninj : "Mum whats a fa-jin-ah. V-A-G-I-N-A"
    Mum : "Erm.....eh....Well you know how you have a willy."
    Mini: "Yeah"
    Mum: "Well girls don't have willies they have vaginas"
    Mini: "Oh. OK. I was just reading in my body book that you have healthy bacteria up there. Did you know that?"
    Mum: "Erm. No. Thanks. Erm...... do you want Weetabix or Sugar Puffs for your breakfast".

    :lol:

    What embaressing conversations have you had lately?


    Aww :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe bless mini ninja
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i got really REALLY drunk last night and ended up telling my friend Amy various things i want to do to my girlfriend. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    i got really REALLY drunk last night and ended up telling my friend Amy various things i want to do to my girlfriend. :o

    Could've been worse. You could have told your g/f various things you wanna do to Amy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    Could've been worse. You could have told your g/f various things you wanna do to Amy

    :lol:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    aaah what a little cutie pie! books sure do explain things nowadays!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to have a little illustrated book about the facts of life for children.

    It was like 'Early Learning Centre - My First Porno' :D
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Babyshambler wrote:
    Mini-Ninj is a legend. :D
    :yes: Very.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My boyf managed to get an erection after having a less then innocent msn converstaion today with me. :yes: :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    teehee

    When I was a kid we went on a school trip to this farm and casually stood by a field where some cows were getting it on. I was chuffed I knew what they were doing and all the kids said I should tell the teacher to impress with my knowledge..."MIIIIIISS! I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! THEY'RE SEXING!!". :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have asked someone in B&Q where the Dildo rail was rather than Dado rail - that was hell!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe your gf was also telling amy things, that she didnt want to do with you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aaw kids say the cutest stuff! when i was on work experience the teacher was talking to them about where food comes from, and she was on meat...she asked them if they knew what meat came from a cow....one said milk, then another said scrambled eggs!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In year 7, I asked my science teacher what flavoured condoms were for. He paused for a moment and then said "Ask your parents." So I did. Having your mum tell you about oral sex is not pleasant.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lawton wrote:
    In year 7, I asked my science teacher what flavoured condoms were for. He paused for a moment and then said "Ask your parents." So I did. Having your mum tell you about oral sex is not pleasant.

    :lol: bless.
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