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Just got of the phone with Mrs Ninja and thought I'd share this with you all.
This morning mini-ninj comes down stairs (He's 8 btw)
Mini-Ninj : "Mum whats a fa-jin-ah. V-A-G-I-N-A"
Mum : "Erm.....eh....Well you know how you have a willy."
Mini: "Yeah"
Mum: "Well girls don't have willies they have vaginas"
Mini: "Oh. OK. I was just reading in my body book that you have healthy bacteria up there. Did you know that?"
Mum: "Erm. No. Thanks. Erm...... do you want Weetabix or Sugar Puffs for your breakfast".
What embaressing conversations have you had lately?
This morning mini-ninj comes down stairs (He's 8 btw)
Mini-Ninj : "Mum whats a fa-jin-ah. V-A-G-I-N-A"
Mum : "Erm.....eh....Well you know how you have a willy."
Mini: "Yeah"
Mum: "Well girls don't have willies they have vaginas"
Mini: "Oh. OK. I was just reading in my body book that you have healthy bacteria up there. Did you know that?"
Mum: "Erm. No. Thanks. Erm...... do you want Weetabix or Sugar Puffs for your breakfast".
What embaressing conversations have you had lately?
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:eek:
At least he didn't say she had a Gerbil called Lemmiwinks up there!
FUCK YEH .
everybody's got aids!
Aww
Could've been worse. You could have told your g/f various things you wanna do to Amy
It was like 'Early Learning Centre - My First Porno'
When I was a kid we went on a school trip to this farm and casually stood by a field where some cows were getting it on. I was chuffed I knew what they were doing and all the kids said I should tell the teacher to impress with my knowledge..."MIIIIIISS! I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! THEY'RE SEXING!!". :thumb:
bless.